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# Golden Globes Lopez Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-lopez-carpet-jennifer-lopez-in-zuhair-murad-01-2015/
- Published: 2015-01-12T14:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:28:51.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2015 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

"HOLA LOVERS."

[![Jennifer Lopez Golden Globes 2015](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jennifer-lopez-golden-globes-2015-461358332.xml "Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad at the Golden Globes")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/01/jennifer-lopez-golden-globes-2015-461358332.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"What was I to do, lovers? I have been *People*'s Most Everything Ever. I have given you my abs. I have given you my side-abs, and my front-abs, and my back-abs. I have given you Leg. I have given you Face. I did everything and you cried from envy and worship and I carried you to the top of Mount Lopez and then had to figure out where to go next so that you would know I am still above you. The answer? A cape, lovers. A superhero cape. I will fly above you, with glitter, and as you dust it out of your eyes you will see only stars. They twinkle one message: LOPEZ. Also if you know of a very sexy but famous new boyfriend please let me know because I am bored of disposable meatpiles. Maybe that *Birdman* Batman person is single? He *loves* capes."

\[Photo: Getty\]