Matt LeBlanc
Let's start with Mr. Tribbiani, who was the OTHER unexpected winner who used to star on a successful NBC sitcom (Kelsey Grammar being the other -- and these Globes aired on NBC. DO I SMELL A CONSPIRACY?!!?!?!?... No, I doubt it). I enjoy the uniqueness of the blue suit, and seeing his ladyfriend Andrea Anders just reminds me how much I miss Better Off Ted, and how she has great comic timing, and why isn't she a huge star yet?
Ricky Gervais
I enjoy that Gervais went with a suit the color of blood -- which everyone expected him to draw from his comedy victims with his talons of sarcasm.
Michael B. Jordan
I love this. And he has grown up SO HANDSOME. I remember FNL's Jordan from when he was on The Wire, but before/during that, when he was Reggie on All My Children -- and opposite Amanda Seyfried, too. Guess they've turned out well. Anyone who wants to suggest that soaps can't find good actors should recheck some of these cast lists. They're not ALL the Very Experienced Charity Rahmer.
Rachael Harris and Trevor Donovan
I hope these two are dating. That would crack me up, because he is still playing an 18-year old on 90210 despite being 33 or 34. He's like Hot Ian Ziering. (Sorry, Ian -- it wasn't you, it was the Early Steve hair.) Anyway, he also apparently got word that non-black is the new black.
Zachary Levi
As did Zachary, who is about to see Chuck finish forever and needs a new job. Looking dapper at industry parties is a good way to start the hunt.
Joshua Bowman
A three-piece! Nice, Joshua, aka Revenge's Daniel Grayson, aka Make It Or Break It's Cute Gymnast Guy Whose Story I Don't Remember Because They All Kind Of Look Alike But He Might Have Been Bisexual And/Or In Love With Payson Keeler. Y'all need to be watching that show when it comes back.
Matthew Morrison
Another two-tone! Grey on black. Fancy. Have I actually used that word a lot, or does it just feel like it?
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
No worries about using it here. Well, actually, this IS fancy, but I also think it's a little nuts -- with the heavy velvet and the white tie AND the white pocket square AND the patent shoes... it's so very much happening. This would be a whole storyline on Modern Family where he and Cameron squawk at each other about who's getting the most attention before hurriedly making up at the end because that show seems to have a Don't Go To Credits Angry rule.
Ty Burrell
I love you, Phil Dunphy, but I would love you even more if you took my drink order.
John Stamos
All dark, all hot. There are a lot of people in this slideshow whom I love for things other than their current job. Stamos will always be Uncle Jesse in my heart.
Joe Mangianello
And since I don't watch True Blood, Joe will always be the bartender on One Tree Hill who hooked up with Brooke and then later deflowered Millicent (before the ten minutes when she was a cokehead). I hope he doesn't mind.
Idris Elba
Hi, Stringer Bell. There isn't much revolutionary about this suit. I just wanted to put you on the site. I know you're evil, but that's okay. I am very forgiving.
Will Arnett
And finally, The Magician GOB himself, in a Matt Morrison/Zach Levi blend. I've noted before that I'm terrible at the nuances of menswear, but as a pure ogler, I'm thinking they turned it out pretty nicely on this night. Listen to me, all warm and fuzzy. It's probably a concussion.