Allison Janney
She's a goddess and I love her, but this whole thing says, to me, "Ugh, I JUST finished hosting People's Choice and I'm TIRED. I'm just going to coast on my own awesomeness tonight."
Kate Mara
That belt may not BE a mistake but it FELT like a mistake.
Heidi Klum
This dress is actually objectively kind of great, but I am so bored of this from La Klum. I just want her to show up, JUST ONCE, in something like what Keira Knightley wore. Can you imagine? It would be amazing.
Helen Mirren
La Mirren is bangin' as usual.
Jane Fonda
And this is VERY saucy and good on her. This woman is in amazing shape. She is kind of my idol.
Jessica Lange
I love her, and something about this looks like she's getting tired of being on AHS and is thinking about finagling a role on Downton as Cora's older, bossy sister. I like it.
Naomi Campbell
Maybe not technically RED. But technically feather-y and VERY Naomi Campbell.
Rita Ora
I actually think this is great on her. Really streamlined and clean.
Alexandra Daddario
Whereas this one is more like Droopy Goes to Prom, 2003.
Jessica Szohr, Lea Michele
I actually think Szohr looks lovely. Lea Michele, on the other hand, is wrestling the title of Boobs Legsly from Blake Lively's tired postpartum hands.
Sarah Paulson
Very nicely done from Paulson!
Stana Katic
But a total ACK from Stana. OH STANA. You looked so great at People's Choice! SAVE YOUR GOOD STUFF FOR THE GLOBES, WOMAN.