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# Golden Globes Mostly Well Played, Amber Heard, With Bonus Johnny Depp
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-mostly-well-played-amber-heard-with-bonus-johnny-depp/
- Published: 2014-01-15T20:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:29:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Amber Heard

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Amber Heard is one of those actresses that I think few people remember why they know her; for me, it's that hideous show 'Hidden Palms' that was on The CW one summer. For others it might be Rum Diary, or whatever movie she made with Demi Moore where there were rumors they hooked up. Right now, though, I think all anyone can peg her as is The Hot Young Thing Johnny Depp Took Up With Possibly Before But Definitely After His Unpopular Divorce. That is a tough row to hoe, and I think she came out with a classy, lovely, grown-up gown as if to say, "You think you pegged me. YOU HAVE NOT."

## Amber Heard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462073889.xml)

It's very pretty from the back, too...

## Amber Heard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462074273.xml)

... however, its fatal flaw was that the slit went so far up that she basically had to be her own vagina wrangler as well.

## Amber Heard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462074281.xml)

I DO love her guts in bringing some MAJOR hair. Something about this whole thing screams Julie Bowen Jr. to me. And speaking of hair...

## Johnny Depp

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462182855.xml)

THIS is happening. The Daily Mail has him shooting something called "Mortdecai," [which involves mustaches and mustache wax](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2535034/Johnny-Depp-surrounded-bikini-clad-beauties-films-new-movie-sunny-Los-Angeles.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), as recently as January 6\. Shall we assume it's for that? Because otherwise he looks like a midlife crisis.

[Golden Globes Mostly Well Played, Amber Heard, With Bonus Johnny DeppOr at least, extra Johnny Depp. "Bonus" implies you're going to like it, and I'm not sure how accurate that is. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462074283.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-mostly-well-played-amber-heard-with-bonus-johnny-depp-01-2014/)