Golden Globe Awards

It says a lot about her that I can find this kind of gorgeous despite the fact that her left nipple has apparently EXPLODED IN SPARKLES.

BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party

I would pay someone cash money to re-do this dress without the satin strip bisecting her clavicle. Not much -- $3 or so -- but I would.

The Cinema For Peace Foundation's 2013 GalaFor Humanity - Arrivals

This looks like it was handmade. BY SADNESS.

DIRECTV's "Rogue" Winter 2013 TCA Panel

But she really pulls of this little suit, doesn't she?

Golden Globes Weekend Fugs and Fabs: Thandie Newton

Her great face really does make up for a multitude of other sins. [Photos: Getty]