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# Golden Globes Well Played Carpet: Emma Stone/The Amazing Fugger-Man
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-well-played-carpet-emma-stonethe-amazing-fugger-man-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-16T18:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:37:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, 2012 Golden Globes, Golden Globes, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

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I would say that I want Emma Stone to play me in the movie of my life, but unfortunately, in order for there to be a movie of my life I probably have to invent some kind of Mind-Twitter or kill someone, frame Joan Collins (and then, out of guilt, make sure she's set free by leaving a note on a mason jar full of my victim's blood), then write my own autobiography while living incognito in a lawless nation that wouldn't want to extradite me to stand trial for my crimes. Neither of those scenarios seems very likely. I mean, I barely even know HTML.

\[Photos: Getty\]