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# Golden Globes Well Played Carpet: Reese Witherspoon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-well-played-carpet-reese-witherspoon/
- Published: 2012-01-16T20:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:36:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Reese Witherspoon

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137141723.jpg)

You KNOW I like an outfit when I don't even whine about being sick of fishtail hems. Parenthetically, Reese is the second person I've Well Played today who would be an answer to the question, "Who do you want to play you in a movie?" So I guess I have good taste in Things That Are Never Going To Happen For $2000, Alex.

## Reese Witherspoon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/01/137131132.jpg)

That is a confident lady.

## Reese Witherspoon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/01/137130648.jpg)

Some people were concerned that Reese would slip a nip in this thing, but I actually feel like she deserves props for being able to let the boobs breathe -- as in, held up without being shoved up. I mean, she's a thirty-something woman with two kids, and yet they're representing really well. That is a pretty awesome achievement. I might have boob envy now.

[Golden Globes Well Played Carpet: Reese WitherspoonThe words "Jessica Rabbit" were hurled around on Twitter like dodgeballs in seventh-grade gym -- by us, and by others, both in a complimentary way and as a detraction. Personally, we love this on Reese. Here is someone who historically has come off on the red carpet as a bit buttoned-up and correct, and she turned up at the Globes looking like a relaxed, cheerful, sex-kitten bombshell. If this is what Jim Toth can do for a lady, then he should teach a class. The course materials might be a little X-rated, but hey, whatever works. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/01/137141723.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-well-played-carpet-reese-witherspoon-01-2012/)