Nicole Richie

I must also admit that I forgot this happened -- she was like the first person there, and she RACED inside like she was late for something, although given that she didn't DO anything, I can't imagine what that was. Maybe she was running late for getting inside before anyone could ask her any questions about Jessica Simpson. I feel like Nicole is very mean about Jessica in private and has no poker face about it and that she knows this about herself.

Nicole Richie

Her dress is pretty though.

Nicole Richie

I saw something somewhere -- so specific! Hope I get called to testify! -- that said her makeup was terrible. But you know what? I OBJECT. I think she looks kinda great. Oh, Nicole. So glad you're not driving the wrong way down the freeway anymore.

Golden Globes Well Played, Nicole Richie

I was about to open my sass-hole and wonder why Nicole Richie was at the Golden Globes, and then I remembered that it's on NBC, and so is Fashion Star. Instead I shall bemoan the fact that Jessica Simpson didn't show up in her finest formal caftan. [Photos: Getty]