69th Annual Golden Globe Awards

This is a lot of dress for someone who isn't a nominee. I don't DISLIKE it, per se, but I think SO MUCH IS HAPPENING. Like, it is neither the Oscars, nor is it Elle's wedding day.

69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Press Room

I mean, yes. She is lovely, even with Napkin Origami over her nipples, but come on. That being said, I could certainly have lived with this, except....

NBC Universal's 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards After Party - Arrivals

SERIOUSLY. Plenty of people change for the after-parties, but they change into, say, cocktail dresses. This is AN EVEN FANCIER DRESS. Honestly, when your nickname is already "The Body," do you need to try this hard?

Golden Globes Well Played or Overplayed: Elle MacPherson

When I saw Elle MacPherson on the red carpet on Sunday, I COULD NOT understand what she was doing there, and so pimped out. Thank God, Twitter explained to me that she's working on whatever the hell that Nicole Richie/Jessica Simpson reality show is. Fashion Project Catwalk Show Star? Whatever. But the way she's turned out, you'd think she was not only up for a Golden Globe, but that she INVENTED the Golden Globes. [poll id="5821"]