
Hey there, Oscar. I'm thrilled you won. I'm as happy as if you were right here in my house. ... Which is a lie, obviously. But you know what I mean.

I mean, if Oscar Isaac were in my house, he could be playing with Liam's Poe Dameron X-wing, which would be extremely trippy and might also cause the beans to short-circuit from joy overload. They LOVE Poe Dameron. THEY THINK HE IS THE GREATEST. I'm pretty sure their belief is that the movie is called Star Wars: Poe Dameron Flies Things.

Oscar may appear to gaze at his trophy, but in it, he sees only your face.

He might also see THIS lady's face. At first I left out his date -- whom he kissed when he won -- because I didn't know anything about her except that the Internet would be VERY UPSET this morning. But then I thought, you know what? If that woman is getting it on with Oscar Isacc, THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW, so that the world can HIGH FIVE HER. Way to go, madam. YOU GET THAT and you let us know how it is. If you want. No pressure.

This is the best. Jacob Tremblay told Giuliana that he is really into Star Wars and Poe Dameron -- right before they had a light sabre fight that he took pretty seriously; I love this kid, and full marks to G as well -- and you can tell by his face that he's like WHOA POE DAMERON IS RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE MY LIFE IS GREAT ALSO DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS KYLO REN.
Edited to add: They ALSO dueled!

I agree, sir. I agree.
