69th Annual Golden Globes Awards

Even Antonio is frozen by her hotness, and he should be used to it by now. In other news, is he sporting a semi-Caesar haircut? Did someone fall in the shower and wake up believing it's 2003 again?

69th Annual Golden Globe Awards

I even think she's working this ombre hair.

69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals

And the dress is really fun. Festive, which is perfect for the Golden Globes. A little bit disco. Very shiny. A good time all around.

Golden Globes Well Played, Salma Hayek

I suspect there's some joke in here about how HER globes are...you know, something something something complimentary something, but suffice it to say: Salma is really so hot. When she and Antonio Banderas popped up during the awards ceremony, Heather and I were both kind of stuck dumb by her hotness. It really is mesmerizing. Her dress wasn't too shabby, either.