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Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen

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I think this dress is the opposite of Ruth Wilson's -- hers photographed better than it looked on TV, and in this one, the flashes make it look crinkly when actually it's just densely embroidered. I thought she looked great in it, and it reminded me of J.Lawr's bummer of a Dior last year -- in the sense that this is the GOOD version that's actually flattering and fun to look at.

Salma Hayek in Gucci Premiere

Salma Hayek

That's a very pretty dress too, and I'm going to hope whatever her right boob is doing, it stopped immediately hereafter. I don't want it to ruin things, or to create a rift between one boob and the other just because Rightie wouldn't play its part.

Salma Hayek in Stella McCartney

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And I knew this was Stella before I even checked. As much as I don't love it, I DO think her bod is elevating it far above whatever it was when it simply sat on a hanger.

Golden Globes Well Played Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen
The first close-up I saw of this, I thought, "Oh, look! The Quicker Picker-Upper." Then I fell in love with it. And Bounty DOES make good quality paper towels, so no shame, Salma. No shame. [Photos: Getty]

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