This is obviously the best thing that ever happened to any of us. I have no beef with Keibler, but how great would it be if these two decided they actually wanted to run off together? PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN.

A formal congratulations to Ms Keibler for making it to an unprecedented second awards season as George Clooney's girlfriend. My guess is that she's made literally ZERO noise about changing the status quo (and may not WANT to). She also looks very nice in this.

I don't know. I wouldn't say I exactly buy them as being A GREAT LOVE for one another, but I kind of see this working now. They wore me down.

Okay, and for some reason I am incapable of not posting these pictures of Ben and George laughing. This has nothing to do with anything. I just could not keep it to myself.

I CAN'T RESIST LAUGHING CLOONEY AND BEN.

Just another Saturday night at the Beverly Hilton.

THIS also has nothing to do with anything, but I sincerely thought you guys need to know how Madame Tussauds London decided we Americans celebrate Thanksgiving: Apparently, Obama invites a scarf-wearing and doubtful-looking Morgan Freeman, a pantless Rihanna, and George Clooney over to the Oval Office to eat a turkey off his desk, and we just throw our pies on the table without the benefit of a pan. This looks like a freeze-frame at the end of a cheesy and REALLY WEIRD sitcom wherein this group is secretly fighting crime together. YOU ARE CONFUSED, MADAME TUSSAUDS.