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# Golden Globes WTF Carpet: Lady Victoria Hervey
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-wtf-carpet-lady-victoria-hervey/
- Published: 2014-01-14T14:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:35:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462426761.xml)

Let's get harsh. We've seen Lady Victoria Nervy (har-har) before -- we stopped paying any attention to hear years ago on GFY when we realized nobody cared, including us -- and she claims to be a model, English socialite, and "former It Girl," per Wikipedia. She once reportedly said of the homeless that it's just SO difficult having no place to live in winter, so they should go live in the Caribbean during those months so they can eat fresh fish. Really. She is... a thing that is happening, and now she is trying to be Erin Wasson, who herself is barely a thing that's happening. PUT IT AWAY.

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462426715.xml)

From the front, she is more clothed than Erin Wasson was, which is a gift I suppose. But it was very windy for a time in Los Angeles yesterday; maybe a stray gust blew off the covering of half her dress.

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462288271.xml)

Rule of thumb, ladies: Never go anyplace looking like squid ink is shooting out of places unmentionable. Don't draw attention to your jets. AND WEAR REAL CLOTHES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/461830833.xml)

This is her from the day before the Globes, all mischievous in her smock, as if to say, "You poor souls. You don't know. Everything's covered right now but by this time tomorrow I will RELEASE THE KRAKEN."

[Golden Globes WTF Carpet: Lady Victoria HerveyNot to put too fine a point on it, but: I think we've found this year's tragic desperate assclown. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/462426761.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-wtf-carpet-lady-victoria-hervey-01-2014/)