> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # GOOPloads of GOOP - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gooploads-of-goop/ - Published: 2020-06-23T13:45:58.000Z - Updated: 2020-06-23T07:49:28.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 1985 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/06/gettyimages-74699821-1592883297.jpg) Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow at the Studio 54 in New York City, NY (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) We begin with arguably the most relatable photo in the bunch: A 13-year old Gwyneth at an event with her mom, in a doily collar and Jessica McClintock-esque dress, smiling while her mom appears to be bumping into something. ## 1994 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-80933653-1592883307.jpg) Gwyneth Paltrow and Leonardo DiCaprio (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) And then we leap straight to 1994, very early in her career (bit parts only, I think?), where she's hanging with Leo. The woman in the background appears to be wishing that texting and/or cameraphones had been invented at this point. ## 1994 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-154744126-1592883326.jpg) LOS ANGELES - MARCH 21: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and director James Ivory attend 66th Annual Academy Awards on March 21, 1994 at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) She's at the Oscars here, hanging with James Ivory, as you do. (She's in his *Jefferson in Paris*, which came out in 1995; they may have been filming, or about to film.) She should be about 22, if my math is right, which is certainly old enough to take your bedsheet to a tailor and have something better done with it. ## 1995 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_241956b-1592883356.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (241956b) GWYNETH PALTROW JERFFERSON FILM PREMIERE IN PARIS, FRANCE - 1995 She definitely had a thing for simple satin back then. ## 1995 with Brad ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_10345054a-1592883883.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Globe Photos/Mediapunch/Shutterstock (10345054a) Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow at the Living in Oblivion Premiere 1995 Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow 1995 Even in coat form. (Seeing her with a cigarette is so jarring to me. I mean, for all I know she's smoked forever, but the Gwyneths I remember the best are the macrobiotic one and the GOOP one, and neither of them seem very nicotine-adjacent.) ## 1995 Costume Institute Gala ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/1995-ck-GettyImages-74699822-1588543756-1592885412.jpg) Gwyneth Paltrow at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, NY (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) She also cherished a tank dress, I guess. And wraps. ## 1995, with Brad ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_243009b-1592883366.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Rooke/Shutterstock (243009b) Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt 'LEGENDS OF THE FALL' PREMIERE, LONDON, BRITAIN - 1995 This is SLIIIIGHTLY more elaborate. But the real star of the show are Brad's oval sunglasses, which he truly loves. ## 1995 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_246670a-1592883376.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Lewis/Shutterstock (246670a) Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt WORLD PREMIERE OF 'WATERWORLD' , LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 1995 I can't tell if she is displeased that he won't take off his shades, or that they are going to see *Waterworld*. ## 1996 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5136859bf-1592883777.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5136859bf) Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt Arrivals at the 53rd Annual Golden Globes - 21 Jan 1996 "He won't stop wearing them AND his suit doesn't seem to fit. I despair. I despair so hard that the waist of my dress is at underwire-level." ## 1996 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6523766a-1592883829.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kevork Djansezian/AP/Shutterstock (6523766a) PITT PALTROW Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and actor Brad Pitt arrive at the Academy Awards in Los Angeles OSCARS, LOS ANGELES, USA GP also does love a very bare top -- people (I am one of them) questioned the fit of her pink princess Oscars gown in 1999, but this neckline isn't that dissimilar. So it might not be a fitting error so much as a preference. ## 1996 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_9007477a-1592883874.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Davila/Mediapunch/Shutterstock (9007477a) Gwyneth Paltrow Mtv Video Music Awards - 04 Sep 1996 I am never sure about the shirt crinkled under the blazer, but this is very cool, and in 1996 felt chic as hell. It probably still would. ## 1997 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_4372169cb-1592883696.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372169cb) Gwyneth Paltrow 54th Annual Golden Globes "I was not planning to come until ten minutes ago." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_4372169p-1592883706.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372169p) Gwyneth Paltrow 54th Annual Golden Globes "Who's even nominated for these this year? MADONNA? Dang, I told her I saw *Evita*, I should get on that." ## 1997 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_271464p-1592883385.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Shutterstock (271464p) BRAD PITT AND GWYNETH PALTROW 'DEVILS OWN' FILM PREMIERE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 1997 They broke up shortly after this, I think, but it's the era in which Brad and Gwyneth most resembled each other. ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5120037c-1592883738.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Berliner/BEI/Shutterstock (5120037c) Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow 55th Annual Golden Globe Miramax Party January 18, 1998 Los Angeles Golden Globes Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Photo by Alex Berliner ®-Berliner Studio / BEImages Later in 1997 she started dating Ben, which means she was his Globes date in 1998 when he and Matt Damon won for *Good Will Hunting*. Her grow-out is adorable, and Ben REALLY likes her ears, as you'll see. ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_7526270d-1592883838.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7526270d) Premiere of 'Good Will Hunting' Gwyneth Paltrow Premiere of 'Good Will Hunting' - 04 Mar 1998 I like Gwyneth in suits. I wish she did it more often. ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_283628i-1592883394.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Araldo Di Crollalanza/Shutterstock (283628i) Gwyneth Paltrow " GREAT EXPECTATIONS " FILM PREMIERE IN LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 1998 The lighting in these photos is crackers. Here, you'd swear this frock is navy blue... ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6496357a-1592883819.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (6496357a) Ethan Hawke, Gwyneth Paltrow Actor Ethan Hawke wraps himself in the shawl of his ?Great Expectations? co-star Gwyneth Paltrow at the premiere of the film on in the Century City section of Los Angeles Great Expectations Premiere, Los Angeles, USA ... but now it's either grey or brown? (This was *Great Expectations*, so yes, that's Ethan Hawke pretending to hide under her pashmina.) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_417193a-1592883521.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Berliner/BEI/Shutterstock (417193a) GWYNETH PALTROW WITH BEN AFFLECK 'GREAT EXPECTATIONS' FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 20 JAN 1998 "Ben's here and HE thinks my dress is red, so another round over here please and keep them coming!" ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/1998-shutterstock_editorial_5127435m-1585712455-1592885422.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Berliner/BEI/Shutterstock (5127435m) Gwyneth Paltrow 'Armageddon' Premiere [We covered the *Armageddon* premiere earlier in the pandemic](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-implore-you-to-join-me-for-a-look-back-at-the-premiere-of-armageddon-04-2020/), but of course I had to go there again. Those SLIDES. ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_289392d-1592883422.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (289392d) Gwyneth Paltrow 'A PERFECT MURDER' FILM PREMIERE AT THE LINCOLN SQUARE THEATRE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 1998 That lipstick is so perfect. She should wear THAT more often, too. I'd love to shorten the dress a bit, and... is it slightly sheer? ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_294455l-1592883432.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (294455l) Gwyneth Paltrow NEW YORK FASHION SHOWS, AMERICA - 1998 I think we all had this outfit in 1998, and many of us wore it with those super thick Nine West Cloud 9 wedge slides. ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-535830690-1592883347.jpg) (Original Caption) Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow attended the fashion show. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale/Sygma via Getty Images) "I just want you to know that your ear and your freefloating belt are both perfect." ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-535830674-1592883336.jpg) (Original Caption) Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck attended the fashion show. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale/Sygma via Getty Images) And then KABOOM she's also got a random fur stole?!? This is at a Dior show; maybe Dior just went a little nuts on her. ## 1998 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_285985i-1592883403.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (285985i) Gwyneth Paltrow 'SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE' FILM PREMIERE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 03 DEC 1998 And now we have Shakespeare in Love's premiere, and I did not ever remember that she went sheer for it. It's very... ethereal? ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_4374584u-1592883727.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4374584u) Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow Miramax Pre Oscar Party I think this photo was misdated as a Globes pre-party from 1997 when it should be 1999 -- timeline-wise, that makes a lot more sense. Regardless, Ben is whispering sweet nothings again, or snacking, or whatever he does. ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_10365771a-1592883892.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Globe Photos/Mediapunch/Shutterstock (10365771a) Gwyneth Paltrow at the 56th Golden Globe Awards Los Angelesa Ca 10-24-1999 Gwyneth Paltrow 1999 There is something so surprising about her wearing, essentially, a twin set and rumpled skirt to what would turn out to be one of the biggest nights of her life. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_4372227j-1592883717.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (4372227j) Ben Affleck, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jake Paltrow and Matt Damon Grand Ballroom for the Golden Globe Awards "Ignore Matt Damon, you hear me? NOBODY will invent a way for the photos of this dress to live online forever, and so no one will remember how crinkly it was." ## with Cameron Diaz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5137400ak-1592883787.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5137400ak) Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz Miramax Golden Globe Party "Oh, CAMERON, what are YOU wearing? And where did I leave my shoes? THIS NIGHT, I'm telling you." ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_7531159v-1592883857.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7531159v) European Gala Charity Premiere of 'Shakespeare in Love' in Aid of Chicken Shed Theatre Company at the Empire Leicester Square and Afterparty at Threadneedle Street Gwyneth Paltrow European Gala Charity Premiere of 'Shakespeare in Love' in Aid of Chicken Shed Theatre Company at the Empire Leicester Square and Afterparty at Threadneedle Street - 19 Jan 1999 This -- purely coincidentally, as it's just a coat over a dress -- has shades of the famous Tom Ford cape dress she will wear in 2012. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_790373cb-1592883667.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (790373cb) Gwyneth Paltrow 5th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Los Angeles, America - 07 Mar 1999 March 7, 1999 - Los Angeles, CA. Gwyneth Paltrow . 1999 5th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium. Photo®Berliner Studio/BEImages This forgettable dress may have been picked before she realized she was a frontrunner. Also, that's Kelly Preston and Tom Sizemore over there, right? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_790373ab-1592883657.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (790373ab) Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck 5th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Los Angeles, America - 07 Mar 1999 March 7, 1999 - Los Angeles, CA. Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck . 1999 5th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium. Photo®Berliner Studio/BEImages "Ben, just promise me that if the cast wins, you won't do anything crazy with the trophy." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-115387105-1592883316.jpg) Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck during 5th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Press Room at Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images) And, scene. ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5140230p-1592883798.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5140230p) Gwyneth Paltrow 1999 Academy Awards Nominee Luncheon Honestly, this all felt sort of Fine For 1999 but the shoes are so bizarre. ## 1999 in Ralph Lauren ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5133702c-1592883747.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5133702c) Gwyneth Paltrow and Bruce Paltrow 1999 Oscars Arrivals This still sits a little low on her, I think, but I go back and forth on it as a whole and today I'm feeling kindly disposed. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_446640ae-1592883551.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (446640ae) Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck at the Miramax post Oscar party ACADEMY AWARDS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 1999 "It's okay, Gwyneth. Who cares if pople don't love the dress. Because we will be TOGETHER FOREVER." ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_7527109ab-1592883848.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527109ab) 51st British Academy Film Awards (bafta) at Business Design Centre Islington Gwyneth Paltrow 51st Bafta Awards - 11 Apr 1999 She's had those wraps, twisted around her hands, in so MANY of these shots and they have to have been annoying to carry everywhere. (This also would have been slicker without the midriff. I would say it's so 1999, but it's BACK, and she could recycle this easily.) ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_314717f-1592883444.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Araldo Di Crollalanza/Shutterstock (314717f) Gwyneth Paltrow CATE BLANCHETT AND JULIANA MARGULIES AT 'THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, CA. This is really good. I hope she kept some of these. ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/1999-GettyImages-51089552-1588543525-1592885433.jpg) E361277-08:The Metropolitan Museum Of Art Costume Institute Gala Celebrating The Exhibition "Rock Style" Nyc 12/6/99 -Gwyneth Paltrow Arriving. (Photo By Evan Agostini/Getty Images) Wear it again, Gwyneth! *Someday* there will be another charity thingamy in The Hamptons. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2000-shutterstock_editorial_316074ae-1587496187-1592885441.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lungo/Shutterstock (316074ae) Gwyneth Paltrow 2000 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS CEREMONY BEVERLY HILLS HILTON HOTEL LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA AMERICA Maybe leave this one in the past. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5878119f-1592883809.jpg) Editorial use only. No book cover usage. Mandatory Credit: Photo by Eric Lee/Miramax/Dimension/Kobal/Shutterstock (5878119f) Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck Bounce - 2000 Director: Don Roos Miramax/Dimension Films USA Scene Still Un amour infini This is a still from *Bounce*, but the pants on Ben demanded to be seen. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_903901a-1592883676.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mureray Sanders/Daily Mail/Shutterstock (903901a) Gwyneth Paltrow Arrives At The Premiere Of The Talented Mr Rigby. Picture Murray Sanders Gwyneth Paltrow Arrives At The Premiere Of The Talented Mr Rigby. Picture Murray Sanders I see what she's going for here, and the top is funky at least. I think she did her blush in a dark room, though. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_317835e-1592883454.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Shutterstock (317835e) Gwyneth Paltrow 'NEXT BEST THING' FILM PREMIERE NEW YORK , AMERICA - 2000 And pink pants! It's an experiment that did not flop as badly as I feared -- pointy beige boots were all the rage then -- but, spoiler, we have some rocky times ahead with trousers. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5134729dm-1592883757.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5134729dm) Gwyneth Paltrow 2000 SAG Awards - 7 March 2000 Crimping irons DO need to stay in the 80s where they belong. ## 2000 in Calvin Klein ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_318826ak-1592883464.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (318826ak) GWYNETH PALTROW WEARING CALVIN KLEIN AT OSCARS 2000 72ND ACADEMY AWARDS, SHRINE AUDITORIUM, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 26 MAR 2000 This seems SO casual by today's Oscars standards. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5136269d-1592883767.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5136269d) Gwyneth Paltrow World premiere of Disneys' and Buena Vistas' film 'Duets' at the 25th annual Toronto film festival Saturday, September 9.|The cast: Paul Giamatti, Maria Bello, Director Bruce Paltrow, Andre Braugher, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scott Speedman.|Photo by ®Evan Agos World premiere of Disneys' and Buena Vistas' film 'Duets' at the 25th annual Toronto film festival Saturday, September 9\. The Bruce Paltrow directed comedy. Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow. Photo by ®Evan Agostini/BEImages This looks like she bought one-third of a gown at auction. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_339787s-1592883474.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (339787s) Gwyneth Paltrow arriving to the New York Film Festival world premiere of "The Royal Tenenbaums" at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center in New York City on October 5, 2001\. (She is wearing Calvin Klein). Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI 'The Royal Tenenbaums' film premiere , New York Film Festival, Lincoln Center, America - 05 Oct 2001 beimb100501\_002 "Ha ha ha, I know, the cotton-candy machine just EXPLODED before I could run!" ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_340052z-1592883483.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (340052z) Gwyneth Paltrow VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards, New York, America - 19 Oct 2001 This is very Your Sexy Cello Teacher. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_371521o-1592883492.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Patrick Rideaux/Shutterstock (371521o) Gwyneth Paltrow SHALLOW HAL FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - OCT 2001 I am not sure WHAT the deal is with this dress, which is apt, as the premiere is for *Shallow Hal* and I do not know what the deal was with that movie either. ## 2001 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_10443648e-1592883902.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (10443648e) Gwyneth Paltrow 'Shallow Hal' film screening, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2001 Gwyneth's brief tango with amnesia meant she forgot both about proportions AND about what belts do. ## 2002 in McQueen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_410456bs-1592883510.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (410456bs) Gwyneth Paltrow VANITY FAIR PARTY AT THE 2002 OSCARS / ACADEMY AWARDS AT MORTONS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 24 MAR 2002 03-24-02 Beverly Hills, Ca Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2002 Vanity Fair Oscar¿ Party. Held at Morton's Restaurant in Beverly Hills. Photo by: Eric Charbonneau®Berliner Studio/BEImages I just love this photo. Her face says, "I know what the captions are going to be. Trust me. I know." I feel like... if the dress ITSELF had been even remotely attractive, the sheer aspect of it would have been easier to forget. ## 2002 Venice Film Festival ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_7540808n-1592883865.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7540808n) 2002 Venice Film Festival 29/8/2002 the Opening Nite Film Frida Gwyneth Paltrow 2002 Venice Film Festival This was quite a rebound. ## 2002 in Stella (I think) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_379858b-1592883501.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (379858b) Gwyneth Paltrow Opening of Stella McCartney store, New York, America - 20 Sep 2002 I wonder how many of her bad pants Stella made. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_428273p-1592883532.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (428273p) Gwyneth Paltrow PARTY HOSTED BY ANOTHER MAGAZINE AT HUE RESTAURANT, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 16 SEP 2003 In which Gwyneth learns she is not impervious to the perils of satin. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_438143r-1592883542.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lamb/Pwire/BEI/Shutterstock (438143r) Gwyneth Paltrow THIRD ANNUAL MUSIC HAS POWER AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 01 DEC 2003 I don't THINK this was a costume party? ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_447803b-1592883561.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dan Steinberg/BEI/Shutterstock (447803b) Gwyneth Paltrow, pregnant THE SHOWEST FINAL NIGHT BANQUET AND AWARDS CEREMONY AT THE PARIS HOTEL, LAS VEGAS, AMERICA - 25 MAR 2004 One cannot plan what one's body is going to do while pregnant, but it seems like this dress was *always* going to be a dangerous boob proposition. ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_459497m-1592883581.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by C Contino/BEI/Shutterstock (459497m) Gwyneth Paltrow 'ANCHORMAN, THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY' FILM PREMIERE, MUSEUM OF TELEVISION AND RADIO, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUL 2004 Okay, THIS outfit. First, it's not great, but she'd had Apple two months before this so I'm sure she just wanted to be comfortable. Second, it's infamous because it showed off all the bruises on her back from when she did [cupping](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupping%5Ftherapy?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_459497l-1592883572.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by C Contino/BEI/Shutterstock (459497l) Gwyneth Paltrow 'ANCHORMAN, THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY' FILM PREMIERE, MUSEUM OF TELEVISION AND RADIO, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUL 2004 Oh, why not, I might as well show you. She knew everyone could see them, so see them we shall. ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_497605i-1592883601.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Myers/Shutterstock (497605i) Gwyneth Paltrow 'SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW' FILM PREMIERE, LONDON, BRITAIN - 27 SEP 2004 I don't have a dress credit on this. Is it Vivienne Westwood, I wonder? It looks like either a haphazard one, or a very hasty copy of one. ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_490852g-1592883592.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (490852g) Gwyneth Paltrow MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA, MIAMI, FLORIDA, AMERICA - 29 AUG 2004 Ohhhhh dear. Wide-leg business capris. ## 2005 in Stella (I think) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/514495au-1592883278.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (514495au) Gwyneth Paltrow THE 77TH ACADEMY AWARDS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 27 FEB 2005 I hope she was not still lactating at this point, because OUCH. ## 2005 in Stella ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_557834aj-1592883629.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (557834aj) Gwyneth Paltrow 'STELLA MCCARTNEY 4 H AND M' PARTY, ST OLAVES, LONDON, BRITAIN - 25 OCT 2005 I can't tell if these are the same pants from two slides ago, or not, but... close enough to count as making the same mistake twice. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_559548f-1592883638.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Young/Shutterstock (559548f) Gwyneth Paltrow GWYNETH PALTROW, THE NEW FACE OF ESTEE LAUDER FRAGRANCE PLEASURES, SELFRIDGES, LONDON, BRITAIN - 08 NOV 2005 And there are more! ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_548853b-1592883620.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jag Gundu/BEI/Shutterstock (548853b) Gwyneth Paltrow at the 'Proof' film premiere THE TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL, TORONTO, CANADA - 12 SEP 2005 And more AGAIN, though these are on the overlong side. This whole outfit is really a stunning mess. NONE of it works, and none of it works together. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_548190h-1592883611.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Shutterstock (548190h) Gwyneth Paltrow 'THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN' TV PROGRAMME, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 SEP 2005 This is a much better take. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/568876bj-1592883288.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (568876bj) Gwyneth Paltrow THE 63RD ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 16 JAN 2006 This feels very Jane Austen. ## 2007 in Zac Posen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2007-posen-GettyImages-73418305-1487798226-1592885468.jpg) HOLLYWOOD - FEBRUARY 25: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 79th Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 25, 2007 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images) Those cap sleeves are pretty, but I don't think that bodice is Zac's best work. I do at least REMEMBER this dress, though. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_762144c-1592883648.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (762144c) Gwyneth Paltrow 'Iron Man' Film Premiere, London, Britain - 24 Apr 2008 Somehow I had forgotten this one. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. It's very Blake Lively to me. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-29571_80837575-compressed-1592885917.jpg) This is quite cool, though. ## 2008 in Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-gucci-57281_79611489-compressed-1592885969.jpg) This is a wine bag. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-67831_81114A4_PALTROW_B-GR_05-1592885960.jpg) ©AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM Fontainebleau Miami Beach Grand Opening Gala. Fontainebleau Miami Beach, Miami Beach, Florida. November 14, 2008\. Job: 81114A4\. www.bauer-griffin.com Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow. GOOP, you look like an unmade bed. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-67341_83561294-640x1078-1592885951.jpg) I will be haunted by this Rorschach blot. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-66821_83361322-640x1146-1592885943.jpg) That's rather a lot. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-61111_81156310-compressed-1592885936.jpg) I just feel like this entire dress was designed by someone who doesn't know hw to sew. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-29811_80939285-compressed-1592885930.jpg) I never knew a jumpsuit would be such a welcome sight. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2008-29721_80901024-compressed-1592885923.jpg) ANOTHER Rorschach. I see a giant heart over her crotch. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-87871_98733957-640x1021-1592885993.jpg) Did someone give Apple the hot glue gun again?!? ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-shutterstock_editorial_1191985ae-1591245181-1592886045.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Henry Lamb/Photowire/BEI/Shutterstock (1191985ae) Gwyneth Paltrow 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards, New York, America - 07 Jun 2010 We just revisited this, and it's.... you know, still fine. We'll forget it again. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-20187722_98689344-1592886035.jpg) HOLLYWOOD - APRIL 26: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the world premiere of Paramount Pictures and Marvel Entertainment's "Iron Man 2” held at El Capitan Theatre on April 26, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) \*\*\* Local Caption \*\*\* Gwyneth Paltrow Ah, formal shorts. What times we had. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-96622_106686701-640x962-1592886026.jpg) This dress was such an optical illusion -- I remember thinking that her skin there was part of the backdrop, and that tricked me again today. ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-96531_106640103-640x925-1592886018.jpg) "Ribs: A tribute." ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-89162_wenn2863921-640x1009-1592886010.jpg) "Betty Draper: A Tribute." ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2010-89162_wenn2863437-640x1006-1592886001.jpg) "Flesh Neckties: A Tribute." ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2011-gwynethpaltrow125595976-compressed-1592886082.jpg) "Please don't make me wave any higher than this. It won't go well." ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2011-gwynethpaltrow113511529-compressed-1592886072.jpg) I THINK this is Michael Kors? It's pretty darn good. ## 2011 in Calvin Klein ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2011-gwynethpaltrow109493260-640x955-1592886064.jpg) This is MOSTLY good, but I don't fully get the hip thingamy. Is it a brooch, do we think? Although wouldn't that dig in? ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2011-123491158-Gywneth-Paltrow-Venice-Prada-compressed-1592886054.jpg) Well, she wore a casual long-line turtleneck with a skirt way back in 1999, so maybe this is her reaching her long-held goal of turning it into couture. ## 2012 in Kors ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2012-1592886091.jpg) This ink blot is ANGRY EYES, right? ## 2012 in Tom Ford ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2012-tom-ford-1400162841-compressed-1592886120.jpg) For me, I think, this is the best thing she's worn, but I wish *so much* she'd gone with the red lip that she's pulled off so well other times. ## 2012 in Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2012-144003883-compressed-1592886110.jpg) It's an apron, friend. An apron. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-wenn20451476-1592886224.jpg) Licensing Expo 2013 held at Mandalay Bay Convention Center Featuring: Gwyneth Paltrow Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 18 Jun 2013 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com It's an armpit cravat, friend. An armpit cravat. ## 2013 in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-valentino-168189605-1592886214.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - MAY 06: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Costume Institute Gala for the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images) Was this the year where she complained afterward about how boring the Met is? Her approach TO the Met is boring, so maybe the twain there is never meant to meet. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-FFN_CHP_IronMan3_Prem_041413_51068888-1592886204.jpg) 51068888 Celebrities at the premiere of 'Iron Man 3' at the Grand Rex in Paris, France on April 14, 2013\. Celebrities at the premiere of 'Iron Man 3' at the Grand Rex in Paris, France on April 14, 2013\. Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY I think this is separates, and MAYBE should have been a jumpsuit? ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-453130629-1592886194.jpg) LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Gwyneth Paltrow poses in the winners room at the British Fashion Awards 2013 at London Coliseum on December 2, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images) For a fashion awards show, this seems awfully like one of those Summersalt bathing suits worn under a random skit. I know Summersalt didn't exist back then, but boy, they are all over my Instagram now. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-180831985-1592886182.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - SEPTEMBER 16: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the premiere of Roadside Attractions' "Thanks For Sharing" at ArcLight Cinemas on September 16, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) Here is a palate cleanser. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-170635116-1592886173.jpg) CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 15: Gwynelth Paltrow attends Gene Siskel Film Center Gala Honoring Gwyneth Paltrow on June 15, 2013 in Chicago, United States. (Photo by Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images) She looks like she's a cheerleader for First Communions. ## 2013 in Antonio Berardi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-167371640-1592886151.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 24: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' "Iron Man 3" at the El Capitan Theatre on April 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) I was so on board with the top of this dress... ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-167383889-1592886161.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 24: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' "Iron Man 3" at the El Capitan Theatre on April 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) ... but then it all collapsed into nonsense. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-166922553-1592886141.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 18: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing Diamonds from the Tiffany & Co. 2013 Blue Book Collection at the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center on April 18, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.) This works. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2013-108162PCN_Paltrow03-1592886131.jpg) 108162, PARIS, FRANCE - Thursday November 7, 2013\. Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Christmas decorations inauguration at Printemps in Paris. \*\*USA ONLY\*\* Photograph: © PacificCoastNews \*\*FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE\*\* \*\*E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES\*\* LOS ANGELES OFFICE: +1 310 822 0419 LONDON OFFICE: +44 20 8090 4079 And so does this. ## 2014 in Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2014-prada-wenn21043842-1592886270.jpg) Die Goldene Kamera 2014 Awards at Flughafen Tempelhof. Featuring: Gwyneth Paltrow Where: Berlin, Germany When: 01 Feb 2014 Credit: Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.com THAT is stunning. That is in her top three. ## 2014 in Roland Mouret ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2014-mouret-gwyneth-paltrow-456855604-1592886261.jpg) LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 08: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Hollywood Costume Luncheon at Wilshire May Company Building on October 8, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images) I'm confused by a lot of this. The shoes are so aggressive with it, and the top is just... I feel like I'm staring at the top of her Spanx, but I'm NOT; it's just another part of the dress, I believe. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2014-lhuillier-gwyneth-paltrow-456548390-1592886251.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 02: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Broadway Opening Night performance of 'The Country House' at the Samuel J. Friedman Theatre on October 2, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Walter McBride/Getty Images) "I don't know. The lady at the store said *everyone* is wearing them." ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2014-gwyneth-paltrow-spl877348_018-1592886242.jpg) Gwyneth Paltrow to host amfAR LA Inspiration Gala honoring Tom Ford - Milk Studios, Los Angeles Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow **Ref: SPL877348 291014** Picture by: Jen Lowery / Splash News **Splash News and Pictures** Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com "Oh, good," I thought. "More suits, please, Gwyneth." ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2014-gwyneth-paltrow-458078088-1592886233.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 29: Host Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala at Milk Studios on October 29, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for amfAR) AND THEN. Also, I pulled these photos and then STILL got tricked and forgot the random cutout was there. ## 2015 in Michael Kors ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-kors-gwyneth-paltrow-golden-globes-2015-461379994-1592886349.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 11: In this handout photo provided by NBCUniversal, Presenter Gwyneth Paltrow speaks onstage during the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 11, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Paul Drinkwater/NBCUniversal via Getty Images) This fitting went awry, I think. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-gwyneth-paltrow-GettyImages-482696356-640x866-1592886342.jpg) Her head looks GREAT here. The dress feels a tad dated. ## 2015 in Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-gucci-FFN_KMFF_LACMA_11082015_51902706-1592886332.jpg) 51902706 Celebrities arrive at the LACMA 2015 Art+Film Gala Honoring James Turrell And Alejandro G Inarritu, Presented By Gucci at LACMA on November 7, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. Celebrities arrive at the LACMA 2015 Art+Film Gala Honoring James Turrell And Alejandro G Inarritu, Presented By Gucci at LACMA on November 7, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE I find this quite kicky. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-GettyImages-494867434-640x886-1592886325.jpg) That's a bit Nightie. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-GettyImages-483029102-640x940-1592886318.jpg) She wore that to give a speech on the Hill, and it's so bizarrely boxy and slouchy to me for that. ## 2015 in Cushnie et Ochs ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-cushnie-et-chs-FFN_RIJ_EMA_AWARDS_102415_51887803-1592886299.jpg) 51887803 The 25th Annual EMA Awards held at Warner Bros Studios in Burbank, California on 10/24/15 The 25th Annual EMA Awards held at Warner Bros Studios in Burbank, California on 10/24/15 Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 That bodice has more twists than Lombard Street. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-461927048-1592886290.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 21: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the premiere of Lionsgate's "Mortdecai" at TCL Chinese Theatre on January 21, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images) This is an odd one. From the front it just looks like maybe it's too big... ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-lanvin-461927392-1592885595.jpg) HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 21: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow attends the premiere of Lionsgate's "Mortdecai" at TCL Chinese Theatre on January 21, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images) But then from the side, you can see PART of it is fitted to her and the rest is blousy on purpose. I'm not sure it worked, exactly, but the color is neat. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-461538668-1592886280.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 14: Gwyneth Paltrow Visits "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" at Rockefeller Center on January 14, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/NBC/Getty Images for "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon") And then, my favorite photo of 2015\. This jumpsuit is so hideous and she looks SO THRILLED. ## 2015 in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-valentino-gwyneth-paltrow-valentino-GettyImages-480091730-compressed-1592885641.jpg) It's a nice enough tent... but an expensive, expensive tent. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-schiaparelli-GettyImages-494396460-compressed-1592885622.jpg) There has definitely been worse. ## 2015: Ralph & Russo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-russo-INFphoto_3316983-1592885612.jpg) February 22, 2015: Gwyneth Paltrow arriving on the red carpet for the 87th Annual Academy Awards (2015 Oscars), held at Hollywood and Highland in Hollywood, California. Mandatory Credit: Z15/ACE/INFphoto.com Ref: infusny-220 I really did not like this at the time, but with the benefit of gentler hindsight, I find it charming? It's a little silly, but she carries it. Also, I know she gets way wackier. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-rewear-gwyneth-paltrow-472458252-640x823-1592885604.jpg) At the time, I wrote that this felt sort of blandly like a template she followed, and in compiling this slideshow I realized it's VERY VERY much like the thing she wore in 2013 that I called "First Communion Cheerleader." It is not the same, but it's SO close. Weirdly so. Maybe she gave the other one away and regretted it. ## 2016 in Stella ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2015-stella-FFN_McCartney_KM_011216_51946041-1592885631.jpg) 51946041 Celebrities attend the Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Presentation at Amoeba Music on January 12, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. Celebrities attend the Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Presentation at Amoeba Music on January 12, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE I appreciate that she matched her boots to the free potholders. ## 2016 in Emilia Wickstead ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2016-wickstead0GettyImages-515794510-640x952-1592885697.jpg) We didn't think it could get worse than the ruffled jumpsuit, but it sincerely may have with this. ## 2016 in Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2016-guci-FFN_RIJ_2016_LACMA_SET2_102916_52218053-1592885686.jpg) 52218053 The 2016 LACMA ART+FILM GALA held at in Los Angeles, California on 10/30/16\. The 2016 LACMA ART+FILM GALA held at in Los Angeles, California on 10/30/16\. Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This is dramatically fun, though. ## 2016 in Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2016-gucci-FFN_Elle_Style_Awards_GTRES_10262016_52215057-1592885677.jpg) 52215057 Celebrities at the 'Elle Style Awards' in Madrid, Spain on October 26, 2016\. Celebrities at the 'Elle Style Awards' in Madrid, Spain on October 26, 2016\. Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY And I am surprised to find myself digging this. ## 2016 in Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2016-GettyImages-586901698-640x914-1592885670.jpg) I hope someone brought some strong tape to lend her. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2016-GettyImages-520957590-640x960-1592885662.jpg) Cheesecake on the lanai, anyone? ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2016-chanel-FFN_PFWChanel_FFUK_012616_51955975-1592885652.jpg) 51955975 Celebrities attend the Chanel Spring Summer 2016 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 26, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Chanel Spring Summer 2016 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 26, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Gwyneth Paltrow FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY Chanel is truly not her aesthetic. ## 2017 in Kors ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2017-shutterstock_9139471q-1508204828-1592885733.jpg) She's like a silver version of the backdrop. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2017-GettyImages-809454258-1499376916-640x960-1592885726.jpg) That's... a lot of lace, Gwyneth. It's twee. It's a tweever dream. ## 2017 in Calvin Klein ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2017-ck-GettyImages-675624854-1493694019-1592885715.jpg) NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images For US Weekly) Again... the theme was Rei Kawakubo, and you don't HAVE to do it, obviously, but... we know NOW that Gwyneth is capable of going over the top and I wish she would have at the Met, which CRIES OUT for wild interpretation. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2017-851ce234876-1510554412-1592885705.jpg) \-Culver City, CA - 11/11/2017 Baby2Baby Gala -PICTURED: Gwyneth Paltrow -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com -SDL\_1351 Startraks Photo New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com Now THAT is a great suit, with NO secret peekaboo holes. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2018-gwyneth-paltrow-watch-gfy-1529634511-640x961-1592885790.jpg) Guests attend party as Gwyneth Paltrow, Oscar-winning actress and Frederique Constant brand ambassador launches the Swiss watchmaker's new Ladies Automatic Collection Featuring: Gwyneth Paltrow Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Jun 2018 Credit: Phil Lewis/WENN.com Did they steal that fabric from Lanz of Salzburg? ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2018-gwyneth-paltrow-goop-jumpsuit-disco-gfy-fashion-blog-1524112907-640x1103-1592885782.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Barreras/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9636200d) Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at The Curran Theater to see Head Over Heels, in San Francisco. Head Over Heels is the new musical comedy featuring the iconic songs of The Go-Go's The Pre-Broadway Engagement of "Head Over Heels", San Francisco, USA - 18 Apr 2018 This is amusingly disco. ## 2018 in Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2018-dior-shutterstock_9981198k-1542785269-1592885771.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (9981198k) Gwyneth Paltrow Guggenheim International Gala, New York, USA - 15 Nov 2018 Wearing Dior same outfit as catwalk model \*9889913x I don't know if I ever saw this without the cape on over it, but the cape itself is so pretty that I'm not sure I mind? What's under it also looks like it was nice, from here, so... let's decide it's not secretly made of hair. ## 2018 in Alex Perry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2018-alex-perry-shutterstock_9327661ej-1516688631-1592885762.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9327661ej) Gwyneth Paltrow Producers Guild Awards, Inside, Los Angeles, USA - 20 Jan 2018 WEARING ALEX PERRY I do not know what the twin butler's pulls offer, exactly. Other than perhaps twin butlers. ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2018-1eef11eab59-1524578013-1592885753.jpg) , Los Angeles, CA -20180423 - The Los Angeles Premiere of Avengers: Infinity War -PICTURED: Gwyneth Paltrow -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded At the time, I wrote, "You can't hem it WHILE you're wearing it," and I stand by that. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-dba1e72ddc7-1547705933-640x917-1592885797.jpg) , Los Angeles, CA -20190114 - The Unicorn Los Angeles Premiere -PICTURED: Gwyneth Paltrow -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded ........... I just.... comfort, but.... it's............. ## 2019 in G Label ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-g-label-shutterstock_10214071de-1555989648-1592885816.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10214071de) Gwyneth Paltrow 'Avengers: Endgame' Film Premiere, Arrivals, LA Convention Center, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Apr 2019 This is a GOOP-made situation that feels a bit knocked off from her closet... which is, I think, kind of the point of that line? ## 2019 in G Label ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-g-label-shutterstock_editorial_10425500cv-1569558264-1592885826.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10425500cv) Gwyneth Paltrow 'The Politician' TV show premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - Sep 26 2019 This reminds me of a chic-er, better-executed version of the satin bag she wore waaaaaay at the top of this adventure in 1994. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-wenn37170510-1570770332-1592885888.jpg) 2019 amfAR Gala Los Angles held at Milk Studios in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Gwyneth Paltrow Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Oct 2019 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com Lovely. ## 2019 in vintage Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-valentino-vintage-10421143in-1569219298-1592885877.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dan Steinberg/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10421143in) Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the 71st Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 71st Primetime Emmy Awards - Limo Drop Off, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Sep 2019 NUTTY AS A TUB OF JIF. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-shutterstock_editorial_10444416af-1571109894-1592885868.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10444416af) Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the 26th annual ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration at the Four Seasons Hotel, in Los Angeles 26th Annual ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Oct 2019 And then this is so staid. Her pendulum swings FAST. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-shutterstock_10353237a-1564947127-640x960-1592885860.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Patrick Lewis/Starpix for Netflix/Shutterstock (10353237a) Gwyneth Paltrow Hamptons Special Screening of Netflix's 'The Politician', East Hampton, New York, USA - 02 Aug 2019 This dress looks like it was inspired by belly-button piercings. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-shutterstock_9936285al-1539924358-1592885844.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9936285al) Gwyneth Paltrow Jennifer Meyer Boutique opening party, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Oct 2018 This was sort of a casual, nothing outfit -- it's perfectly fine and does the job for a party at your friend's jewelry store, all is well and good. But then she wore the skirt again... ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-shutterstock_10150604h-1552351605-640x1030-1592885853.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Suzanne Cordeiro/REX/Shutterstock (10150604h) Gwyneth Paltrow Featured Session: Gwyneth Paltrow with Poppy Harlow, SXSW, Austin, USA - 11 Mar 2019 And it did NOT GO AS WELL. The swater really needed to fit. ## 2019 in Chloe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-hloe-wenn36369655-1557256119-1592885835.jpg) The 2019 Met Gala Celebrating Camp: Notes On Fashion at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2019 in New York City. Featuring: Gwyneth Paltrow Where: New York, New York, United States When: 07 May 2019 Credit: Andres Otero/WENN.com The theme of this Met Gala was NOT "Lullabye and Good Night," so I don't get this. ## 2020 in Fendi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2019-fendi-shutterstock_editorial_10517029qd-1578279905-1592885807.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10517029qd) Gwyneth Paltrow 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Jan 2020 Wearing Fendi If she is capable of THIS, can she not go wild at a Met Gala?!? ## 2020 in Ralph & Russo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2020-russo-GettyImages-1203454629-1580711637-1592885898.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 01: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 2020 Writers Guild Awards West Coast Ceremony at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on February 01, 2020 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images for WGAW) Or this! She looks like she's there to honor Liberace. ## 2020 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/2020-shutterstock_editorial_10567909bb-1582769127-1592885907.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dominique Maitre/WWD/Shutterstock (10567909bb) Gwyneth Paltrow and Dame Glenda Baile Harper's Bazaar Gala International de la Mode, Fall Winter 2020, Paris Fashion Week, France - 26 Feb 2020 This is the last time we saw her before Covid swept us all away. Given that it's attempting to be sheer and feathered and floral all at once, I can only imagine what else she had up her increasingly kooky sleeves for 2020\. I have my issues with Gwyneth, but that doesn't mean I wasn't rooting for some REAL fashion tomfoolery from her. Maybe someday. 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