Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Jamie Lannister, I know is still kicking, because they are not going to kill their only hot dude until they absolutely have to YES THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JON SNOW CAN SIT DOWN.
Joe Jonas, with Sophie Turner
Joe posed with Sophie the whole night, so I decided to just post her twice. "Perhaps I will suddenly like her outfit," I thought. Reader, I don't. But hey, at least Joe's is also bad. That jacket appears to be trying to reinvent what jackets do, and that's not something society needed.
Kit Harington, with Rose Leslie
Rose ALSo gets a double, because all the best shots of her train were with Kit. She looks like a million bucks and he looks like a beat poet who's been writing really deep things about Steve Jobs and Elizabeth "Theranos" Holmes.
Joe Dempsie
He plays/played Gendry, whom IMDb stopped recording in 2017. But guess what? IMDb doesn't have ANY information after 2017, because that was the most recent season and nobody has given them any episode counts for anyone in the final run. Is Gendry dead or alive? I don't know, but his squared off tie is irritating me, so if he's alive then he should go shopping.
Daniel Portman
He plays/played Podrick. He looks like he might be considering a career as one of those magicians who prefers to be called a mentalist.
Charles Dance
Okay, he DOES seem dead, because Tywin was last featured in 2015. The actor is blessedly very much alive and wearing a kicky tie. He should teach Gendry his ways.
Keegan-Michael Key and Elisa Pugliese
That's too many v-shaped necklines on him, right? Open shirt, vest, jacket?
Kristofer Hivju and Gry Molvaer Hivju
HE is alive. Tormund. He's the one who's hot for Brienne of Tarth, right? I'm good with that.
Thomas Middleditch
He's just there to tell everyone that Verizon is the most awarded network in Westeros. Cersei would grow SO tired of him.
Kristian Nairn
Oh, yes, he's Hodor. Dead, right? His jacket is JAZZY. I like it on him.
Mark Addy
Well, he's either dead or written out, because he was last seen in 2011. (He is Robert Baratheon, which, yes, I did just copy and paste from IMDb.) Digging the sportcoat, Mark.
Liam Cunningham
He's Davos, and I'm pretty sure he's alive. Do I know what "He's Davos" means? No. I'm good with that. I just want to eyeroll some zombie dragons and then root for Brienne to win everything.
Pilou Asbaek
He's Greyjoy, and he's.... alive? Yes. He's alive. And maybe on a ship.
'Game of Thrones' season eight premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 03 Apr 2019
Gonna guess Oberyn is dead. 2014, baby. Either you're dead or you're a coward, right? Maybe? Or he's just off opening up a restaurant somewhere else.
Hafthor Bjornsson
He's Gregor Clegayne, and IMDb tells me he's the third actor to play the part? ALIVE, I'm guessing. But none of that is as important as this OTHER fact from IMDb: "On 31 January 2015, Björnsson beat a 1000-year-old record set by Orm Storolfsson at the World's Strongest Viking competition in Norway." He ALSO is wearing a magician's jacket
Peter Dinklage and Erica Schmidt
THIS one, I know. He's alive. Obviously a lot of people's days are numbered, but I feel like killing off Peter Dinklage is a nuclear option that you just simply DON'T DO until you are in the home stretch.
Sean Bean
Whereas I guess Sean Bean is someone you kill early. I like Sean Bean. I wonder if he's glad he got such a dramatic surprise end, or if he wishes he'd dined out a bit longer on this cash cow.
Jerome Flynn
It's Bronn! There's a Bran and a Bronn, right? This feels like a mistake. There are SO MANY other letters, Mr. RR Martin. (This outfit is a crazy mishmash and I'd have lost either the vest or the jacket.)
Isaac Hempstead Wright
SPEAKING OF BRAN. I like the stripes on his suit. He's alive but I recall him being annoying, and also VERY selectively clairvoyant, or something?
Alfie Allen
Oh shit, he's a DIFFERENT Greyjoy. They have FIRST NAMES. He's the one who got castrated and had his wang sent to his father in a box, or something. As you do. I don't think the tie should be a third color. I also wish he'd worn a white shirt. But, Theon has been through a lot.
Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley
And here is the THIRD Greyjoy, Breon, with his wife Fathera of the Brideth. Or, so I wish. It would be great if they strolled through the back of a scene.
John Bradley
He is Samwell, but not the one from Lord of the Rings, and he is the 24th "John Bradley" on IMDb. That is confusing for a lot of people, I'm sure.
Rory McCann
Game of BEARDS.
Iain Glen
He's someone named Jorah. Dead or alive? I don't know. Let's go wth alive. He doesn't seem like he'd go easily.
Aidan Gillen
I remember his storyline very clearly, so no need for clarification THERE. I also like that he looks mischievous in this photo.
Jason Momoa
I saved him for last, for those of you who crave his flavor. I kind of like his jacket, but my favorite part is that on my monitor, his shirt runs right into his pants, so it looks like he's wearing a figure skating jumpsuit. And THAT routine is something I need to see.