Rihanna in Balenciaga

I guess Pierpaolo Piccioli figured out how to merge his aesthetic with whatever Demna was doing at Balenciaga. Congrats? Rihanna can barely fight her way out from under it. You really want to go viral for (mostly) hiding her light under a lilac bushel?

A$AP Rocky (in Chanel) and Rihanna

Okay, NOW we're modeling through the feathers. Rocky looks great, and you're damn right he's the one carrying the purse. I sincerely think he appreciates a giant tote bag.

Remember when dudes all wore Von Dutch trucker hats on the red carpet? Maybe this will usher in an era of women in feathered ones. (I hope not.)

Alexander Skarsgard

I would have gone with a black tie, or maybe a polka-dotted one. Pale lemon is harshing my buzz.

Teyana Taylor in Chanel

Chanel showed this on the runway with a cropped pajama top, and I can guarantee if she'd worn it, I'd have been like, "Hmm, maybe better with a simple white top?" But here she is, and I don't like it. Maybe it's the CUT of said simple white top. It feels rushed.

The skirt IS interesting, though. And this looks better from the back. What if it'd been sleeveless, and they'd given her a good necklace?

Riley Keough in Chanel

New Chanel is popular! I like the skirt a lot, and while I'm not sure yet about the top part, I have to admit she looks good in it and it's blessedly different.

Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

She is dressed as the napkin art on your fancy holiday table.

Chloe Zhao

Hope they had the heaters blaring.

Zoey Deutch in Prada

She's always had a strong brow, but her makeup artist veered a LITTLE too far into Lily Collins territory for her here (a few days ago it was a tad milder). But I LOVE the dress. I hope she gets some awards attention for her Jean Seberg performance, because the fashion could be fun.

Chloe Sevigny

This looks faintly... inflatable.

Naomi Watts in custom Calvin Klein

It's nice to see Calvin Klein doing actual nice work again. It looks deliciously dramatic with the poncho...

... and graceful and romantic without.

Maya Rudolph

Oh dear. Whom did she cross?!? This feels like the BAD kind of revenge dress.

Imogen Poots

Great color but this appears to be shrink-wrapping itself to her.

Julia Roberts, Luca Guadagnino

They both look nice, and no one is wearing anyone else's face.

Li Jun Li

Well, I'm glad she likes art class, anyway.

Elle Fanning in Ralph Lauren

Very, very pretty.

Kate Hudson

Apparently, Hugh Jackman announced he thinks Kate Hudson will win an Oscar for "Song Sung Blue," and that is news to me. THR has her as the last of four "major threats" to the frontrunners, behind Sydney Sweeney in "Christy." We shall see! All will be revealed soon enough, as clear as the nipples on her chest.

Havana Rose Liu in Schiaparelli

This top is also... connecting the dots.

Jayme Lawson

Sinners got some great attention here, which must be thrilling for her. This is lovely, and my GOD, what a face.

Tessa Thompson in Schiaparelli

I made something similar out of the aluminum foil I pulled off my Thanksgiving sides.

Indya Moore

More nips! They're everywhere.

Irina Kro Eicke

This is SO dramatic. I kind of dig it? Partially because it is the more interesting, adult version of...

Alec and Hilaria Baldwin

... THIS ill-fitting nonsense.

Rihanna Looks Like Balenciaga Dropped Clothes On Her From Above

At the Gotham Awards.