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Kristen Stewart in Chanel

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Kristen Stewart attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

The base suit here could work, but... would this be entirely improved if she swapped the hideous shoes for boots? Does she also need to take the skirt up a hair?

Jacob Elordi

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Jacob Elordi attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

I've heard he's great in Frankenstein. He looks handsome here. Who'd have thought the dude from The Kissing Booth would be in the awards conversation.

Michael B. Jordan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Michael B. Jordan attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

He is never NOT dreamy.

Molly Ringwald

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Molly Ringwald attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Nice work, Molly! That clutch is a nice touch, too.

Chase Infiniti in custom LV

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Chase Infiniti attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Vuitton ALSO did custom side-abs for Renate Reinsve. I guess they had one idea.

Jessie Buckley

Jessie Buckley at the 35th Annual Gotham Film Awards held at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)

Why are shoes so TERRIBLE right now.

Lola Kirke

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Lola Kirke attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Oh my God, that sleeve. It somehow looks like a leg with a knee was affixed to her shoulder.

Julianne Nicholson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Julianne Nicholson attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Dramatic and glitzy! I like it for her.

Amanda Seyfried in Valentino

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Amanda Seyfried attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

So sorry to hear about her recent flaying. It must sting.

Regina Hall

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Regina Hall attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

That's very well-accessorized.

Jennifer Lawrence

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Jennifer Lawrence attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

This is boring AND seems annoying to wrangle. And the shoes are too big, right?

Tom Pelphrey and Kaley Cuoco

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: (L-R) Tom Pelphrey and Kaley Cuoco attend The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Her vee neck is SO LOW and yet the necklace still somehow exceeds it. This feels fixable.

Adam and Jackie Sandler

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: (L-R) Jackie Sandler and Adam Sandler attend The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Sandler lost Outstanding Supporting Performance to Wunmi Mosaku of Sinners (who didn't attend), but it's got to be exciting for him to be in the conversation, even if it does mean an unending parade of suits. Jackie is wrangling him well.

Sophie Skelton

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Sophie Skelton attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

I really like her pants.

Jeremy Allen White

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Jeremy Allen White attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Wait, he's not in black or white! Is that tie metallic? He actually nailed it.

Oscar Isaac

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Oscar Isaac attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Handsome, but a hair casual, no?

Andrew Scott

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Andrew Scott attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

The shiny suit leaves me cold, but the floral tie is a charmer.

Rose Byrne in custom Louis Vuitton

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Rose Byrne attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

The tiers on the skirt are great. AND they resisted foisting side abs on her.

Emily Mortimer

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Emily Mortimer attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

This feels more like... the governess version of that dress.

Felicity Jones in Armani

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Felicity Jones attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

This whole thing looks like it's made of little loops of ribbon. It's neat.

Stellan Skarsgard

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Stellan SkarsgÄrd attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

I hope Alexander starts transitioning him into raunchy couture.

Emma Laird in Louis Vuitton

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Charlotte Owen attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

No side abs, but weird boob potholes?!? What's going ON over there.

Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: (L-R) Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster attend The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

They look foxy together.

Ryan Coogler

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Ryan Coogler attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Is this secretly a dark olive velvet?

Ego Nwodim

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Ego Nwodim attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Miss Eggy looks nice, but I know she has more interesting taste than this.

Minnie Driver

Minnie Driver at the 35th Annual Gotham Film Awards held at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/WWD via Getty Images)

I like the texture on this.

Christian Slater

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Christian Slater attends The Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for The Gotham Film & Media Institute )

Kuffs, present and accounted for.

Kristen Stewart Heads Up the Dark Side of the Gotham Awards
Or, darker, anyway.

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