Shailene Woodley in Calvin Klein
This is a very elaborate bib. I want to scooch the waistline up from her hips, and see if that makes it look any less like she made it at home while she was up late watching QVC.
Melonie Diaz
Somebody steered this poor girl off a fashion cliff.
Lupita Nyong'o
This might be her first misstep for me, although it's largely comparative. She scores with red shoes, but the dress itself feels like she's the bridesmaid at Dorothy Gale's wedding, where they were all told to wear makeshift ruby slippers for reasons ol' Dot could never explain without sounding high.
Zosia Mamet
She looks nice! And happy! MIRACLES ARE REAL.
Julie Delpy
You know, this seems like a crazy bad idea that I should not like, and yet I think she's making a belted jersey sheet actually work.
Natasha Lyonne
Pac Man appreciates the tribute, but wishes it was in his native yellow.
Brie Larson in Calvin Klein
Lovely face, but this dress is not for the faint of heart. Nary a spot for any undergarments, it seems.
Rashida Jones
I can't really tell what I'm looking at, or why it needs the bra flash, but it's so much less insane than her usual outfits that I'm going to move along.
Jared Leto
I can't wait for him during Oscar season.
Amy Poehler
Her head looks good TOO, but AGAIN with zippers that slice people in half. Still, I love La Poehler, and ALSO can't wait for her to host the Globes again because she looked so groovy last time. Awards season: Can you taste it yet? We've got just more than a month to go and my salivary glands are working overtime.