Chase Infiniti in Louis Vuitton

This is stunning. I think the whole Internet by now has probably likened her here to Diana Ross, but it's true, and what a happy comparison THAT is.

Kerry Washington in Oscar de la Renta

She looks tremendous also. She got a general achievement award, which is a bit of a relief because for a second I thought she won for Imperfect Women and she's... just really terrible in that (which is, itself, also terrible).

Rhea Seehorn in Valentino

Once again, I guess we must all hail the Rockstud, for finding its way back. This is overall funky but the keyhole looks like a tiny necktie made of skin.

Jeff Hiller

Friends, I feel like the whole notion of not recognizing someone gets a bit exaggerated, but I am not kidding when I say that I stared at this man and COULD NOT see Jeff Hiller in there. I was almost convinced Getty had it wrong -- they do sometimes -- but apparently it IS him and I think he's just trying something ill-advised with his hair and glasses???

The close-up was what finally sold me that it IS him. I see him in there A BIT. This goes to show that accessories and new hair can be powerful... or powerful enemies.

Dan Levy

Dan may be struggling to believe it also, but Dan, it IS Jeff Hiller. And he DID maybe steal your glasses.

Erika Alexander

She is SO gorgeous. What a treat it is to have her on my TV on Reggie Dinkins. The episode where she gets hooked on Ex Peninsula is so good.

Joy Sunday in Roberto Cavalli

Good, with the caveat that I wish the straps didn't cross in front of her neck here. It looks threatening.

Brittany Snow in Reem Acra

The waist drops JUST enough on this for it to feel like a kicky throwback.

Constance Zimmer

The Love Story cast as a whole won, even though I would argue Constance was the only really good performance in there. Her shoes are cute! Make the dress green and a bit shorter, and she's Lesley Ann Warren in Clue.

Linda Cardellini

She's DTF. Wait, that came out wrong. She's on DTF: St. Louis, and yes, the "DTF" stands for exactly what you think. People seemed to like that, so I'm adding it to my list, which exists solely in my head and therefore I'll never actually remember any of it.

Miriam Shor

The AUDACITY of Pluribus to hire Miriam Shor for such a short role. She is one of those actresses where if I could cast her in ANYTHING, I would. Rivals? OMG. Shrinking? Yes. Severance? Of course. Spongebob? Right on.

Jeremy Pope

God bless him for embracing a handbag. SEE, THEY'RE USEFUL.

Haley Lu Richardson in vintage Donna Karan

Haley Lu is very likable but I could not finish Ponies. They don't seem to have made a renewal decision either way; maybe the execs at Peacock ALSO secretly haven't been able to finish it yet.

Rachel Sennott

Lovely gown AND she stopped looking like she wants to throw up on everyone around her! A win.

Molly Ringwald

She will always be a redhead in MY head. This is slinky and cool on her.

Karolina Wydra in Cong Tri

The weaving detail on this is so neat.

Lili Reinhart in Valentino

Beautiful. We are on a good run here!

Malin Akerman

Simple and effective. I love how very opposite she is from her Hunting Wives persona.

Odessa A'zion

The LED ZEPPELIN belt looks so stupid there that I actually belly-laughed. Thank you for that, Odessa. I appreciate that she changed it up for herself here, even if her V-neck sweater appears to have scalped a cardigan as well.

Michelle Pfeiffer in Chanel

I have seen SO MANY ads for The Madison, possibly during the tennis because it's on HBO and now that's also Paramount? None of them really makes me want to watch it though, and also I just realized she's probably there for Margo's Got Money Troubles. Which I ALSO can't bring myself to watch because I didn't enjoy the book. Probably means I'll LOVE the show and regret holding off. ANYWAY! Michelle looks fantastic and I'm glad these projects I don't care about have brought her back to us.

Myha'la in vintage Gucci

This is very pretty, albeit designed to look like the dress forgot to shave its thighs. I have to applaud her for pulling off the very thin 90s brow. NOBODY follow her example; this is VERY ADVANCED science.

Claire Danes

Her episode of Good Hang was SO delightful. It really did show her off as a good hang. She looks great in this -- it's exactly what you imagine from her and she does it it to perfection.

Aja Naomi King in Ulla Johnson

And this is the ruffly version! Also well deployed.

Patrick Ball in Brioni

The people behind The Pitt CANNOT have imagined how worked up everyone would get about Langdon vs. Santos. Truly a wild ride. I hope it is not intruding on his actual life.

Kate Mara

She looks like a wedding basket. I'm not sure what that IS exactly but I know it's true.

Jamie Bell

Where do you stand on the tucked-in necktie? To me it looks like when you play deliberately bad hide-and-seek with a toddler.

Paul Anthony Kelly in Tom Ford

"FINE, I'll give you a little JFK Jr. one more time."

Sarah Pidgeon in Tom Ford

And she's giving a little serving of Carolyn, too.

Grace Gummer in Issey Miyake

She looks like she's dressed as the Kennedy Curse itself. Dark, tangled, confining.

Rebecca Hall in Sportmax

She looks TAN. I hope she and Train Daddy went on a sext vacay before he went back to The Gilded Age.

Julio Torres

This man is apparently an SNL writer. He looks like a combination of The Flying Nun and the Trend Forecasters sketch.

Chase Infiniti Grabbed a Gotham TV Award in Feathers

Pretty solid guest list here.