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Taraji P. Henson in Valdrin Sahiti

US actress Taraji P. Henson arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Strong start here for Taraji -- that's sculptural and tremendous.

Margot Robbie in Celine

TOPSHOT - Australian actress Margot Robbie arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

She's dressed as "Taking a Break From Being Barbie" Barbie, circa 2024. Celine is a good pairing for her; she looks super.

Emily Blunt in Miu Miu

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Emily Blunt attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/WireImage)

I wonder if... Miu Miu just did the base dresss, because her stylist Jessica Paster also tagged Tiffany and that ENORMOUS partial ribcage definitely looks like maybe they had it delivered in a very large blue box. But if you're going with the world's most elaborate bejeweled underwire, maybe the hair and makeup should be DRAMATIC. Smoky eye, or berry lip. There's dissonance here.

Fantasia Barrino in custom Ronny Kobo

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Fantasia Barrino attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Well, this has D&G beaten, for SURE.

Natalie Portman in Schiaparelli

TOPSHOT - US-Israeli actress Natalie Portman arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

That is FAB. As much as I enjoy her glittery Diors, it's fun to see her pivot to something so slinky and sexy. Schiaparelli is unexpected for her, even though this is one of the more sedate ones. Maybe she should tip FURTHER into their madness.

Greta Gerwig in Dior

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Greta Gerwig attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She is dressed as a woman who made a BANGER of a PowerPoint for this conference.

Q'orianka Kilcher

US actress Q'orianka Kilcher arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Sexy!

America Ferrera in custom Moschino

US actress America Ferrera arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

What a great swerve for her!

Andrew Scott

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Andrew Scott attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/WireImage)

He really very much enjoys unbuttoning his shirt. Not that I'm mad about it.

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn in Maticevski

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: (L-R) John Mulaney and Olivia Munn attend the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She attended the Creative Arts Emmys with him, but didn't walk the red carpet, so I THINK this is their official debut? Her head looks perfect; her dress, like they took expensive bedding and shoved it into a backpack for three days. Also, their son is the MOST adorable little noodle.

Cailee Spaeny in Miu Miu

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Cailee Spaeny attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This is fine, but I am so bored with Miu Miu for her.

Lily Gladstone (in Huishan Zhang) and Leo

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: (L-R) Lily Gladstone and Leonardo DiCaprio attend the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This is restrained, but still lovely.

Olivia Rodrigo in vintage YSL from 1997

Olivia Rodrigo at the 14th Governors Awards held at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Ovation Hollywood on January 9, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

I LOVE that she went vintage for this -- it's simple, it's gorgeous, and this basic style did NOT need to be custom-made again when this version was already out there. Everyone wins.

Tracee Ellis Ross in Christopher John Rogers

US actress Tracee Ellis Ross arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Proof that he doesn't JUST excel with colors and stripes.

Carey Mulligan (in Celine) and Bradley Cooper

English actress Carey Mulligan (L) and US actor and director Bradley Cooper arrive for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Someone asked why we didn't make a "Brenda and Kelly at the spring dance" crack about Reese's dress from the Globes, but a) that one is pink, and b) how GLAD I am that we did not, because we can say it HERE. This is like that dress crossed with a napkin swan. To be clear, somehow, that is not an insult.

Emerald Fennell in Jenny Packham

English actress and filmmaker Emerald Fennell arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

She is so good at capes.

Ava DuVernay in custom Louis Vuitton

US director Ava DuVernay arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

She looks like a queen.

Cara Jade Myers in Zimmermann

US actress and writer Cara Jade Myers arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Miss Havisham has NEVER LOVED LIFE MORE.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

Spanish actress Penelope Cruz arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Ehhh. This is crushingly mediocre.

Sterling K. Brown

US actor Sterling K. Brown arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

He's in American Fiction, and I had so missed watching him act.

Erika Alexander

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Erika Alexander attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She's been one of the nicest surprises of the season.

Lenny Kravitz

US musician Lenny Kravitz arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Somehow, the whole of this image is greater than the sum of its parts.

Charles Melton

US actor Charles Melton arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Is it me, or is his shirt somehow... not formal enough?

Blitz Bazawule

Ghanaian filmmaker Blitz Bazawule arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

I LOVE his pin.

Barry Keoghan in Stella McCartney

Irish actor Barry Keoghan arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

He's the fanciest butler around. (This came down the runway on a woman, and I love the creativity of pulling it for him. You don't as often see it flowing in that direction.)

Glenn Close in Dior

Glenn Close at the 14th Governors Awards held at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Ovation Hollywood on January 9, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

Well, ladies and gents, we have a new deity.

Eugenio Derbez

Mexican actor Eugenio Derbez arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Effective! Uncomplicated!

Ruth E. Carter

Ruth E. Carter at the 14th Governors Awards held at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Ovation Hollywood on January 9, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

The necklaces and lipstick are perfect.

Colman Domingo

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Colman Domingo attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/WireImage)

He always knows just what flair to add.

Jon Batiste

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 09: Jon Batiste attends the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at The Ray Dolby Ballroom on January 09, 2024 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

And you know how I feel about him. (Pro. Very pro.)

Dominic Sessa

US actor Dominic Sessa arrives for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' 14th Annual Governors Awards at the Ray Dolby Ballroom in Los Angeles on January 9, 2024. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

He was discovered by Alexander Payne specifically FOR The Holdovers -- possibly at the school where they filmed it? -- so he's totally new to this whole dog-and-pony-show and that's probably very intimidating. He looks nice. I wonder if, going through life this tall, you catch yourself leaning or ducking by default.

The Governors Awards: A Whole Passel of Non-Boring Black and White Outfits
For real! It's a variety platter!

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