Amy Adams

I think I would like to unfug this. The blouse is heavy enough that I think it negates the need for any extra flares at the bottom of the skirt, but this style in general is swallowing her up.

Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel

Chanel even makes gold accents underwhelming. Also, I cannot stop seeing how it's pinching her chest skin. It looks painful.

Nicole Kidman in Celine

She'd look swell with a chin-length bob. I'm glad to see her out of Balenciaga, also, even if it's temporary.

Thank you for the dash of sparkle, Nic.

Demi Moore in Givenchy

I sincerely thought, when I saw this photo in its small thumbnail size, that she was Nina Dobrev.

Barry Keoghan in D&G

Barry is giving us a very composed take on a pirate shirt. He's a genteel, formal marauder.

Jude Law

Whereas Jude looks like he made his necker out of a cloth napkin.

Paul Mescal in Gucci

That ALSO has a bit of the pirate about it. The laces, you see. Is Dread Pirate Roberts an aesthetic choice now?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

You know things are bad when I'm thinking wistfully of Selina Meyer. JLD is keeping it sexy, though.

Colman Domingo in D&G

Robbie Williams had on a similar type of jacket, but less cropped. I guess the bonus breast is a trend to watch?

Pam Anderson in Armani

Is this perhaps the MOST boring thing Armani has ever done? I applaud her no-makeup trend, and I'm sure it's daunting to think of wearing something super glitzy without the face paint -- I know I would be nervous! -- but there's got to be middle ground.

Zooey Deschanel

On-brand!

Maria Bakalova

Oooh, this is REALLY neat. I almost want to apologize to Pammy for putting them next to each other in this slideshow, because this dress makes hers look like an even bigger bummer.

Jennifer Hudson in Saiid Kobeisy

This isn't clicking for me. Maybe it's the asymmetry? I think this is a case where it would have looked better with the fun stuff on both sides.

Julianne Moore in Proenza Schouler

I feel you, Julianne. I don't love it either. The infinity sign winding around her chest is so distracting.

Kate Winslet in Erdem

Well, it's a break from her usual Kate Winslet Gown, anyway.

Anna Kendrick in Monique Lhuillier

I do like this, but might've deepened the lipstick.

Lily-Rose Depp in Chanel 2018

This feels like it was on a mood board for Keira Knightley, but she's not on the circuit right now and didn't care to be, so they plugged in Lily-Rose instead.

Maika Monroe in Stella McCartney

Hmm. Same note, perhaps. Also, while I don't require people to smile on the red carpet, there is "fierce" and then there is "I hate it here," and she's veering toward the latter. I CANNOT imagine how hard it would be to do this for a living; I can't even arrange my face well in family photos.

Felicity Jones

Perfectly meh. I am moved to look back into her archive and see if I've ever been fully captivated by anything she's worn.

Marlee Matlin

Can we run her over to a tailor real quick for those hems?

Margaret Qualley in Chanel 2022

FREE MARGARET.

Sharon Stone

I want to like this, but it the torso not baggy?

Guy Pearce

Is this secretly brown? Oh well. It's nice to see Guy, even if I also think this might look better with dark trousers.

Monica Barbaro in Celine

Boring. And whether or not that could actually sit higher, I WANT it to; the top seems so micro compared with the rest.

Elizabeth Olsen in Givenchy

This is interesting, at least. And I like seeing Givenchy creep back into the conversation.

Daniel Craig

His new era really makes me laugh. This isn't even that weird, but the sunglasses alone are a chuckle for me. He looks like he JUST discovered pot.

Jesse Eisenberg

No notes.

Hugh Grant

I assume this does not end in a grass skirt. I kind of wish it did, though.

Giancarlo Esposito

"Captain Finger Guns, at your service."

Adrien Brody

He always looks like he wants to listen sympathetically because you've just told him that a member of your family is ill.

Kieran Culkin

He looks like his pet diamond snake has settled around his shoulders.

Michelle Rodriguez in Valdrin Sahiti

Sure! Actually this is interesting and fairly polished for her.

Nicholas Hoult

Smoldering.

Connie Nielsen

Connie has been gladiatoring all across the globe, so she MUST be tired, which is exactly the right time to slap on a lively lipstick and let it carry the day.

The Black and White Outfits Herein Involve Jude Law, If You're Into That

Also Amy Adams, Nicole Kidman, and Lupita.