Lupita Nyong'o in Tom Ford

This is a vision on her. It plays right into her love of sternum dresses, but with loads of other loveliness so that the sternum isn't the sole design feature.

Saoirse Ronan in Calvin Klein

Whereas this tall glass of milk is Calvin Klein, and in case you're not clear, I find drinking milk to be arduous. It's the homework of beverages. Saoirse wears so much CK, and hardly any of it has done her a single favor, this dullsville sheath included.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

I've decided Maggie is bored of all this and is just practicing for when she can grow into Joan Collins.

Felicity Jones

This is all aggressively fine. It's one of those weird lengths where I think it should either be longer -- enough so that it drags in a purposeful way -- or a touch shorter so that it doesn't tent on the floor.

Melissa McCarthy

The loose pants aren't super with the boxy blazer.

Michael B. Jordan

He seems to be having trouble finding jackets that fit his shoulders, now that he's Creed-ripped. There are worse problems to have.

Chloe Grace Moretz in Louis Vuitton

Speaking of things that are boxy and not terribly flattering: this gown. We started out okay, but in the waist area everything went kerflooey.

Lady Gaga in Valentino

This aesthetic is very, "I just woke up in your bed and am taking a selfie and sending it to you at work," except with a truckload more bronzer than is necessary.

Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton

I didn't put this in the sparkles slideshow because it felt like the dress was still very strongly just black. IN CASE YOU WONDERED. The bodice is okay, but feels like a late attempt to tie into the hem, which I actually LOVE and wish went on for longer. Also, I usually love Emma's makeup, but this combination might be overwhelming. She looks very painted.

Maura Tierney

I'm not sure why the left side of the bodice sat out, but the rest of this is great.

Laura Dern in Rodarte

Her head looks fabulous. The dress is a bit Prom. But honestly, there's something retro about the whole package in a way I really appreciate and which she can carry off.

Rachel Weisz

This is what happens when you have to borrow widow's weeds from a neighbor and then you have a fling in the coat closet during the wake.

Shonda Rhimes

This is reliably well-fitted, but I don't understand why every sleeve and strap choice on the top is in disagreement.

Elizabeth Debicki in Giambattista Valli

If you come to her speakeasy, she will mix up a love potion for 30 percent off.

Timothee Chalamet in Haider Ackermann

This great, stylish-tire-tracks jacket would be even better were I not able to see that bottom swatch of shirt. 

Armie Hammer in Ermenegildo Zegna

Armie looks very handsome and textural.

Armothee Hamamet

This is for all you lovers out there.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart

Hello, you two. Harrison looks as gruff as ever. Calista does not look like herself, but I cannot entirely place whose face I AM seeing. Great dress, though.

Lucy Boynton (in Rodarte) and Rami Malek

I forgot she's in Bohemian Rhapsody; I thought she was his date, so I decided to throw her in here as a dash of color. Perhaps she was ALSO his date. I her frock a lot, and I particularly admire -- and perhaps this was planned -- that her polka dots on her skirt complement his on his shirt. They are a dapper pair.

Jamie Dornan

He looks like he is in hiding from his Fifty Shades role.

Diego Luna

That is an impressive bouffant.

Willem Dafoe

One thing I love about Willem is that he laughs in a way where you can't ENTIRELY tell if the joke is on you.

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry's God Damn I Wish I'd Stayed Home.

Viggo Mortensen

He looks smooth.

Stephan James

Between Homecoming and If Beale Street Could Talk, he's having quite a year. But ordering socks on Amazon Prime takes like twenty seconds, kiddo.

Elsie Fisher (in Thom Browne) and Bo Burnham

At 14, she is managing what many grown adults cannot: making Thom Browne look aspirational.

Steven Yeun

Dashing, good sir.

Nicholas Hoult

This is just an observation: I don't know if I have ever seen him without shadow on his face. Maybe he's just one of those people for whom it grows back three seconds after the razor has passed

Lin-Manuel Miranda

I like the dark grey tux. I think he's growing his hair out to play Hamilton in Puerto Rico, right? He posted video the other day of him rehearsing "My Shot" in a laundromat.

John C. Reilly

"TA-DA! And THAT'S how you make a bow tie when all you have is a sock. I'll take questions after a short break."

Lady Gaga Is Very Monochrome At The Moment

Also: a dose of T&A... which stands for "Timothee and Armie," if you're unsure.