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Maria Barranco

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032ew) Maria Barranco 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

This is as strong an opening as I can imagine. It has Judith Light energy to me, which is a high compliment, AND...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032fb) Maria Barranco 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

... she matched her mask. A PLUS.

Daniela Santiago

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032ck) Daniela Santiago 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

This is Rita Ora energy.

Marta Etura

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032ax) Marta Etura 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

That is quite a skirt -- do we think she turns sideways when she gets to a door? -- and I've also decided this is the Zooey Deschanel of Spain. Don't disabuse me of that notion.

Aitana

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JORGE ZAPATA/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (11788912a) Aitana 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

I enjoy that the clasp in the middle of this looks like an evil eye. It's WATCHING.

Natalia Verbeke

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032o) Natalia Verbeke 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

So pretty! I am very relaxed by this.

Marisa Paredes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032r) Marisa Paredes 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

Top-notch cloak.

Adrian Lastra

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032ag) Adrian Lastra 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

Most of the men looked boring, but Adrian brought this jacket to the party and I love it.

Hiba Abouk

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032an) Hiba Abouk 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

Unfortunately, much like folding a map, Hiba couldn't quite get the whole parachute to stow away again and so she was stuck with this.

Angela Molina

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032bd) Angela Molina 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

This has a Flamenco vibe.

Marta Nieto

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032bl) Marta Nieto 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

So much of this is beautiful, but then the sad tulle is flapping out of the bodice like a bad toupee.

Veronica Forque

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032c) Veronica Forque 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

This design looks like her knees exploded.

Paz Vega

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032ca) Paz Vega 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

This is an artful deployment of sheers.

Najwa Nimri

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032cp) Najwa Nimri 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

She looks like a modern fairy tale villain.

Diana Navarro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032dp) Diana Navarro 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

Diana may indeed have had a spell cast on her by said villain, causing her dress to grow strings.

Maria Casado

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032em) Maria Casado 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

Not a huge fan of these necklines.

Vanesa Martin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032eq) Vanesa Martin 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

The jacket is so striking, but then the pants don't fit AND send it over the top.

Nathy Peluso

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032fh) Nathy Peluso 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

That slit doesn't even look like a real slit. It comes off like someone measured the fabric wrong. It's so bad, and the plastic shoes aren't helping.

Maggie Civantos

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032x) Maggie Civantos 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

That looks sort of heavy to me.

Antonio Banderas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (11789032dv) Antonio Banderas 35th Goya Film Awards, Red Carpet, Malaga, Spain - 06 Mar 2021

Antonio is not standing with the confidence of one who is wearing SURPRISE SPARKLY SHOES. ANTONIO! Whither the spring in your spangled step?

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