Sydney Sweeney in LaQuan Smith
This feels like a knockoff of a knockoff (first it was Tom Ford, then Loewe, and now here we are, grateful that Zendaya didn't hit the trifecta here). It's dramatic, and the dress around it fits her really well, but this looks SO jammed in there. Or jammed on there. Or just jammed. It makes me laugh more than anything, partly because it DOES look like Disney mouse ears.
GQ Men of the Year 2022, London, United Kingdom - 16 Nov 2022
Except for the nipples. Mickey's ears don't have those. See how it's just sort of... sitting there, and not even flush with her skin? Did they glue that sucker on?
Daisy Edgar-Jones in Gucci
This is a sibling of Olivia Wilde's from the LACMA party, and that iteration is more appealing to me. The overskirt just looks SO cheap.
Phoebe Dynevor in Victoria Beckham
She was one of Louis Vuitton's most frequently wronged loyalists, so I'm glad she got herself into something else. Unfortunately it seems to have some netting at the bottom. Perhaps she likes to unfurl it to trap thieves.
Salma Hayek
The fit on that might be a HAIR off? This sort of looks like someone asked her to be a bridesmaid.
Yasmin Finney in Miu Miu
This is a weird combo. They were shown together on the runway, but I think the dress collar fights hard with the coat collar. Which is a shame because the dress collar is the only part of that garment that's... ACTUAL. The rest is pretty tissue.
Alexandra Daddario
I love this. No shock there, although she does seem startled to hear it.
Sheila Atim
This has to be about as close to athleisure as a gown can get. It works on her, though.
Joy and James McAvoy
James brought his sister, and she is stealing the show with that purse.
Alex Scott
This is very glittery, with only the merest hint that it's sheer. I love it on her.
Saffron Hocking
"What would it feel like to wear a pet snake to a party?" she wondered. "Let's do a dry run."
Milly Alcock
These shoes appear to have gotten lost on the way to their actual destination, which surely CANNOT have been this outfit.
Anna Wintour
Anna is uncharacteristically hunchy in this picture. Stand up straight, Anna! You look great and you still run the Conde world.