Michael Sam
Well, Michael didn't work out in the NFL, but he seems happy and that's more important. Here's hoping he turns himself into a kick-ass broadcaster or something so that he can still continue to bust through those walls in professional sports. However, if I'm being honest, his boyfriend's suit is too Jersey Boys for me.
Adam Pally
But at least he's IN a suit. Is that a BACKPACK? Did Adam Pally HIKE to the party?
Steve Carell
It's Steve Carell! He always looks fine. It's not his hottest, not his worst. It's perfectly okay.
Chris Pratt
Yes, Chris, thumbs up indeed.
Nick Jonas
"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten... it's SEX."
James Marsden
Ohhh, I ... do NOT know about that shirt and tie combo with this suit. Or, rather, I DO know, and what I know is NO.
Blake Griffin
He should've just worn a pimiento-colored shirt and been done with it.
Ansel Elgort
He looks nice. I wish I had liked him at ALL in "The Fault In Our Stars." Sorry, sir.
Logan Lerman
He looks nice TOO. Well done, Younger Set.
Ben Feldman
As with Karen Gillan before him, I lament that he and Cristin Milioti -- who had GREAT chemistry and are super charming -- couldn't find a project that was any better than A to Z. The good news is, no one will blame either of them for it, so they'll come out clean.
Nick Kroll
Fun fact: Nick Kroll's dad started a company that became the foremost corporate security -- as in, forensic accounting, fraud investigation, that kind of stuff -- business in the world. So between that, and Will Arnett being the son of a guy who ran Molson Breweries, Amy Poehler has dated some interesting dudes. I want to take him and Adam Pally aside and ask why they don't have dress shoes.
Terry Crews
BIG FINISH.