Tom Daley

This all starts out normally, and then PULL OVER THEY'RE FOOTBOATS. The length of the pants maybe isn't ideal and that could be contributing to it, but he might as well be wearing the actual shoe boxes.

Andrew Scott

This is the vaguely more disco version of Tom's outfit, but those shoes are ALSO awful, for different reasons. Color reasons. And style reasons. REASONS.

Ncuti Gatwa

But THIS man cuts a slick figure. WOW. It's giving David Byrne as a schoolmarm.

Phil Dunster

That hairy shirt might be the most Jamie Tartt thing he's ever worn, although it's a truth universally acknowledged that Jamie Tartt would first choose to wear NO shirt.

Joe Alwyn

He's doing well with the double-breasted leather.

Jodie Turner-Smith in Knwls

This does feel like hard-edged revenge dressing, a little? But not really FUN revenge dressing.

Maisie Williams in Maison Margiela

Congrats to Maisie on making history by wearing the first-ever dress constructed entirely by a tornado.

Clara Amfo

This dress is a lot of not much, but DAMN, she accessorized it perfectly.

Mary Earps

Mary is the Lionesses goalie. After fans clamored for them to sell her jersey, it sold out. Love it. That fabric is lovely.

Vick Hope

I can't tell if that's a top or a breastplate.

Leomie Anderson

I make this joke a lot, I think, but that absolutely HAS to be a scarf that she's twisted around just-so.

Neelam Gill

This is a very sad seatbelt.

Roman Kemp

This is a dashing pattern.

Meg Bellamy

Oh no. It's a Going Out Top and some very unfortunate jeans.

Ebon Moss-Bachrach

Jessica just started watching The Bear and I am very excited for her to get to Richie's episode in season two, which honestly I found profoundly good and moving and I thought it did SO much in a short time. He looks handsome.

Daisy Edgar-Jones in Gucci

I don't love any of this individually, but she looks fine? More importantly... that's a snore from Gucci.

Asa Butterfield

I deeply appreciate this unexpected color.

Jeremy Allen White

Sure!

Theo James

He looks like he's trying to tap into a Chris Evans vibe, and her coat looks like it was run over by a tractor.

Sheila Atim

Simple and sexy.

Chloe Kelly

Chloe is another footballer, who appears to have sold her soul to a murder of crows.

Munroe Bergdorf

That's a very sleek dress.

Kingsley Ben-Adir

He has such a charming smile.

Alex Scott

Rihanna did it best.

Cush Jumbo

This is a scrolldown for me. I might also have done vampier makeup?

Paul Mullin

We've got Paul Mullin! Super Paul Mullin! I just don't think you understaaaaand (if you don't watch Welcome to Wrexham, this is also sung to Achy Breaky Heart).

Will Sharpe

Always appreciate specs.

Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus (boygenius)

Phoebe's top fits nicely, but the winner here for me might be Julien's loafers.

Tom Daley Delivered a Major Scrolldown at the GQ Men of the Year Awards

It's big, literally.