Glenn Close in Valentino

Glenn was like, "They told me I was going, then they told me I would wear Valentino!" That worked out okay for her. All this pink is getting samey, but she got a good one.

Sebastian Stan in Valentino

... No. This is not it. At all.

Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz Beckham in Valentino

Oh, lordy, it's pink AND it has the boob-grab effect where it looks like it's mauling her in order to stay up. AND it's sheer. This is not a good fondue. (Parenthetically, food for thought: When you describe marriage as "one long playdate," are you actually ready to BE married?)

Sza in Vivienne Westwood

At least that's a DIFFERENT pink. She very cheerfully said she was extremely greased-up in order to get into all that latex. This is totally irrelevant to the event, but it's lively.

Nicola Coughlan in Richard Quinn

She is so gorgeous -- that Penelope Featherington wig is not her friend (which is probably partly the point). I quite like this. It's connected but not costumey.

Lucy Boynton in Chanel

This is... fine... but... I don't know. It makes me sad. I bet it looks more special in person, but -- and maybe it's the context -- there's something so plain about it here.

Anna Wintour in Chanel

Kicky, Anna!

David Harbour and Lily Allen

She called him Zaddy Warbucks on her Instagram. THAT is a fun Chanel on her. It's a party. It's maybe the most lighthearted Chanel I've seen in a while.

Giveon in Chanel

This seems like it's doing the least.

Kaia Gerber in McQueen

This is another one where... I don't like the dress, particularly, but the whole look works on her (even if it's not particularly thematic). The tumbling curls are what I like to pretend my hair is doing whenever I can't see myself.

Bee Shaffer in McQueen

Yawn.

Amy Schumer in Chloe

She seemed druuuunk during her red carpet interview, and I could swear she called this Gabriela Hearst. Everyone else has it as Chloe. (EDITED: Apparently GH is running Chloe now! SORRY AMY. Although she still seemed out of it.) She looks like she's preparing early for a hangover and maybe also like she's feeling the Blues Brothers, none of which is apt. Well, no, the hangovers were probably fairly prevalent back then.

Venus Williams in Chloe

She looks fantastic, for pretty much any event, anywhere.

Hailey Bieber in Saint Laurent

She said this is inspired by a 2002 YSL worn by Jerry Hall on the runway. I quite like it? Nobody seemed to have a handle on this thing, so at least it has a vintage glam feel.

And she worked it. The woman had a stroke not that long ago! And heart surgery! Full marks, honestly.

Brace Yourselves: Valentino Dressed People In Pink at the Met Gala

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING??!?!?!!!