"Who is this MASKED HEDGEROW, you ask?"

"Who is this DIVINE SHRUBBERY of EXISTENTIAL GRIEF?"  

"TA-DA, IT IS I, GRACE JONES, MASTER OF DISGUISE."

"And I am here to show you that BEAUTY and LIGHT can poke through ANY GRIEF HEDGE." 

"But you know, sometimes the art gets in your mouth. It's so inconvenient."

"Sometimes being a mighty hedge is a bit irritating."

"BUT I PRESS ON. FOR YOU. FOR ME. FOR US ALL. And nobody does it better."

Grace Jones, Like Caffeine, is a Great Way to Start the Day

Step aside, pretenders. The throne is still occupied.