Willow Smith
Are we sure this is a purse, and not a giant's charm bracelet?
Willow Smith
This child is going to have broken feet by the time she's 25.
Samantha Marq
The best part about this awesomely shiny gold purse: You can check your makeup in it. Got spinach in your teeth? No problem.
Snooki
Is this symbolic that Snooki feels like a woman in chains?
Usher
Congratulations to Usher, for busting out of the hospital's soft restraints so he could make it to the telecast.
Zarah
Ankle cuffs are apparently so hot right now.
Selma Blair
I like both of these things -- purse AND bracelet.
Selena Gomez
Her dress was kind of snoozeville so we didn't show it, but the purse is really cute. It needs something that doesn't make it blend in so much.
Rihanna
Yes, her ring is sticking out its tongue at you.
Paz Vega
Disco! In a good way.
Paz Vega
These are cute. And HIGH. I didn't really pay attention to their height until I saw them up really close, and boy, her toes may have paid the price later.
Natasha Bedingfield
Sometimes it's fun to see somebody decide, "You know what? No sky-high heels for me, because I need to be able to function normally."
Mya
This coordinates with the dress really well -- not crazy matchy but still of-a-theme.
Monica
So much sparkle. The boy is hers, and so is the bling.
Miley Cyrus
Never let anyone accuse Miley of restraint.
Miley Cyrus
This is a HUGE example of why I am against transparent shoes.
Miley Cyrus
At the pre-Grammys party, this was Miley's arm adornment of choice. (I guess... a mirror is handy? I think having it on your purse is both cuter and less likely to chafe anything.) But I'm more bothered by the ring. I love chunky jewelry, but I think having my fingers yoked together would make me insane.
Martina McBride
I like a pop of color with a black dress.
Lil' Wayne
Studded moccasins. Sure! Why not.
Lea Michele
This is funky. I don't think it really goes with Lea's lingerie dress, but on its own I like it.
Julianne Hough
Not sure the dress needed the ring, but I'm not mad at it.
Jewel
This is fun, but it also weirdly looks like she might've found it at the bottom of the ocean.
Jennifer Lopez
"HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO STAKE A MAN WITH A SHOE? NOW YOU CAN DO IT 100 DIFFERENT WAYS."
Jennifer Hudson
I can't tell if the photo is blurry, or the jewelry is THAT sparkly. But the hand and skirt parts don't look blurry, so...
Jenna Ushkowitz
I really like this, too. I think maybe I need to add "purse closet" to my list of things I want to have in life when I'm fifty.
Jada Pinkett Smith
Like. LIKE.
Jada Pinkett Smith
Love. LOVE.
Eva Longoria
This just kind of looks like a giant wallet. I like it, though. But you couldn't really put anything but your credit cards in there -- me, I'd like to have a full Kleenex pocket pack.
Eva Longoria
These earrings remind me of the ones central to Desperately Seeking Susan, and therefore I cherish them.
Ciara
Cute, eclectic bangles, although her dress had so much going on that I'm not sure Ciara needed them.
Ciara
I'm not always a huge fan of things that make my feet look like tarmac.
Bonnie McKee
Pretty. Bonnie and I obviously share a yen for things that gleam. I wish my regular life called for me to wear shoes like this, oh, ever.
Bonnie McKee
Cute! Also, it kind of looks like a very fancy sunglasses case.
Amber Riley
I hate to say this, but: That looks like someone peed in an ice cube tray.
Amber Riley
I feel like wearing that would require having an employee around all night to wrangle it into the right spot.
Adrienne Bailon
Croc booties. They're fine, if what you want is a croc bootie.
Gram'ma Funk
I mean, I think we all know what the real accessories here are.