Madonna in Givenchy
... I guess we should be relieved THIS wasn't the year she and her son wore matching outfits.
Madonna in Givenchy
Her boobs are like, "Y'all, we've been through so much, YOU HAVE NO IDEA."
Madonna in Givenchy
That's essentially a thong and a jock strap, right? Or is it underwire for her underbum? Is Madonna putting the "ass" in "brassiere" now?
But seriously: EYEROLL. She's flipping up her tail feathers to moon the cameras, and while it's great that a 56-year old lady has the ass of a 26-year old, don't know why she's trying SO HARD. Being Madonna must be tough, because I doubt anyone REALLY wants her to age out of herself (whether or not she already has), and she's so wholly committed to this that I'm not sure what she's going to do when it's over. But then again: She's MADONNA. And Madonna -- either the person OR the corporation -- does not need to prove anything to anyone at this point in her life. She's done it all. She's a legend for life. NOBODY is going to judge her if she wants to shelve the rump sling.
Madonna
She does have the STRANGEST chiropractor.