Nicki Minaj

This is like a Jay Leno Fright Wig.

Nicki Minaj

This gesture really helps pull together the whole look, catapulting it from Subdued Spots straight to Subtle Safari.

Nicki Minaj

I'll say this: She appears to be having more fun than I would be if I were wearing all that PLUS the wig. Heavy is the head that wears the bleached steel wool, usually.

Nicki Minaj

... Are... her TIGHTS furry too?... Or... Are they... I don't know.

Nicki Minaj

This is some serious commitment to a coiffure.

Nicki Minaj

I like to think she was trying to plot how to EAT Gaga's egg before the lady could hatch from it. Unfortunately, she failed. Some predators just go hungry, I guess.

Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj

"Dear Lady Gaga: Yeah, you needed that egg. GAME ON, SISTER. Love, Elvira of the Jungle "PS: My hair gives birth to Buf-Pufs bigger than you. "