Lorde
Stretchy satin is the devil's Kleenex.
Lorde
Those aren't terrific pants, either, and I am not sure why she was jerking around so much during this performance. Maybe twitching is the new twerking.
Lorde
These pants... also are a shame. But her HAIR. Is a marvel. I love it curly and she should leave it that way as often as possible, because it is a WONDERFUL signature mane. AHEM, NICOLE KIDMAN.
Lorde
The bottom of these pants aren't helping me love them. They're the kind of pants that really want you to think they're a skirt.
Lorde
... Sure! I don't know.
Lorde
But, full marks to her for going along with a dumb product-placement photograph with a smile. This was probably very, very weird. "Hey, can you just sit in this fake airline chair and, like, LOVE IT for a second? THANKS." But first class looks good on her.