30 Seconds to Mars
That might actually be a ladies' jacket on Jared. He borrowed his whole look from SWINTON!
Keith Urban
Something happened in the last three years and now I kind of love Keith, his faux tan and all.
Pharrell Williams
"No, be honest. Is this hat too much?"
Pharrell Williams
"How about this one?" (Although I actually I think this entire outfit is very cool, and I want to attend the dance party it's throwing.)
Anthony Hamilton; Ed D Kane
Man Velvet was the theme of the night, and I am down for some of that.
Mark Ronson
Not everyone can pull off the double-breasted salute to Wolf of Wall Street.
Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach
Ringo looks jaunty in a way that pleases me. And Barbara looks fabulous.
Billy Rae Cyrus and Dionne Warwick
Give it up for the hottest new couple of the year!
Bruno Mars
You know you're dealing with a snazzy dresser when you realize he is actually kind of working a freaking bolo tie.
Jeremy Renner
This, on the other hand, is just weird. He looks like a valet at the world's most depressing restaurant.
Daft Punk
It must be a relief to realize that you can make all the reaction faces you want underneath your highly-shined helmet, and no one will be making a gif of your Sore Loser expression.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
I actually loved these. They look creative but not TOTALLY desperate for attention.
Kevin Hart
Snazzy jacket, sir. AND his movie apparently did well at the box office. EVERYTHING'S coming up Kevin. Except his own height. Which is not an issue except that it was SO UNCOMFORTABLE when Giuliana was stooping to talk to him and treating him like a very small child. Oh, G. I know she's just logging time until the Oscars, but you'd think she'd be better at this by now.
Tristan "Mack Wilds" Wilds
Did you know that Tristan Wilds, late of The Wire and 90210, is a Grammy nominated recording artist who also goes by "Mack Wilds"? ME EITHER. As Heather pointed out on Twitter, he is clearly also really into Dwayne Wayne.
Neil Patrick Harris; David Burtka
I think NPH dipped into the guy-liner last night -- he IS prepping Hedwig and the Angry Inch, which is pretty makeup-heavy -- and it suits him.
Cee Lo Green
Cee Lo is just popping in for a sec before he has to go over the hill to see to his ritual sacrifice.
Smokey Robinson; Steven Tyler
What did Smokey do to deserve this?!
Roshon Fegan
This kid is on a Disney channel show and I have no idea why he's at the Grammys, but I think he and Tristan Wilds would enjoy going to shopping together.
Edie Brickell and Steve Martin
Do we think they coordinated on purpose?
Ed Sheeran
Is it wrong that I want him and Taylor Swift to hook up now? And then have dueling break-up songs?
Austin Mahone
He looks nice and also can we talk about how GROSS Giuliana was about how he's almost 18 wink wink nudge nudge. HE'S A CHILD AND YOU ARE MARRIED, GIULIANA. Don't be a perv.
Ozzy Osbourne
This seems about right.