Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
Well done on both parts. Chrissy looks lovely and John looks charming in his printed jacket.
ASAP Rockey
ASAP Rocky looks like the coolest dude at your art college.
Big Sean
One of the things I love about awards show is how many exes they stick in one room. Do we think it was awkward for Big Sean and Ariana?
Johnny Depp, Alice Cooper, Joe Perry
As a band name, calling them the Hollywood Vampires seems perhaps slightly TOO descriptive...
Don Cheadle and wife Bridgid Coulter
They look snazzy. Don is never less than dapper.
Alabama Shakes
Grey Jacket in there looks like he's going to a totally different party; Brittany Howard looks nice in this, but looked AWESOME in the white-with-cape dress she wore to perform. One of you on Twitter called Dude With The Hat "Amish Sean Lennon," and that's who he shall be to me evermore.
The Biebs
Bieber is going through his Serious Platinum Blond phase....
Biebs and Baby Biebs
...and also the phase in which his baby brother WILL NOT MIND HIM.
Pentatonix
Everyone in Pentatonix always looks like they're going to completely different events.
Pharrell Williams
You guys. I had those exact sunglasses Pharrell is hanging from his tee-shirt in 1998. I'm not kidding.
Sam Hunt
When I looked up at the TV on Monday night, I briefly thought this dude was Chris Evans, and, lo, it was exciting.
Charlie Puth
This dude gives off a smarmy air to me. On the red carpet, he announced that Selena Gomez is "a good girl," which: (a) you're the same age, no need to be so patronizing, (b) she's way more successful than you are, so no need to be so patronizing, (c) I'm sure she's hella relieved you think she, a professional colleague, fulfills your requirements for being "good." Come on, dude.
LL Cool J
LL looks always thus.
Robin Thicke
How can we miss you, Robin Thicke, if you refuse to go away?
Sam Smith
Excellent tie/pocket square combo here.
Kendrick Lamar
He looks handsome, and very relaxed. (His performance, I thought, was AMAZING. That segment with Lamar and Hamilton was really the best part of the night.)
Common
YOU ARE SO HANDSOME.
Von Miller
Von Miller, I salute you for that jacket.
Josephine de la Baume and Mark Ronson
Mark Ronson is very handsome, I think, and the sunglasses make him seem like such a doof.
the Brothers Osborne
I am not familiar with these guys, but I don't want to Wiki them and have my dream that they're backcountry yodeling superstars upset.
Alex Cuba
I also don't know who THIS guy is, but I've decided he's very cool, and he also seem like he might be a fan of the well-deployed finger gun.
French Montana
French looks handsome, and I wonder how long it will take before I DON'T think of him as "that dude who dated Khloe Kardashian for a while, right?"
Tyrese Gibson and Shayla Somer Gibson
Tyrese brought his little girl as his date, which is always charming.
Jidenna
He NEVER disappoints sartorially, and does not do so here. He is not a dude who just rolls up in whatever -- and I salute that.
Wiz Khalifa
Wiz is also reliably well-turned out -- or at least thoughtfully.