The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

I can read NPH's mind, and what it's saying is, "ARE YOU SEEING HER MAKE HER SURPRISED FACE, TOO? Practice that AT HOME, Swift. Although don't you have it nailed by now?"

The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

Sort of Sexy C-3P0, sort of just plain pretty. That's a combo I can live with.

The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Red Carpet

The back is sexy, but who's even looking at that, with Pocket Seacrest on full display? Seriously, how weensy does he look here? T. Swift can just snatch him up and stick him in her clutch bag.

The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Show

And, as I said on Twitter, then she went all Sexy Grapes of Wrath on us. You guys, the DUST BOWL WAS SO HOT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Grammy Awards Mostly Well Played: Taylor Swift

First off: I like Taylor Swift. She writes songs that are totally fun to sing along with in the car, and I actually think she is one of the only funny things about the execrable Valentine's Day. But her singing voice isn't generally very strong, especially live, so I always worry when she gets up to yelp at one of these things. That being said, I thought girlfriend sounded pretty good last night. On key, mostly, and way stronger than usual. Voice lessons? Keep on doing what you're doing. And let's look at your outfits!