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# Grammy Awards Performance Fug: Gwyneth Paltrow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-awards-performance-fug-gwyneth-paltrow-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-14T20:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T02:03:33.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, 2011 Grammys, Grammys, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30, Gwyneth Paltrow

GOOP: Cee-Lo?

CEE-LO: Yes, Gwyneth?

GOOP: Can we talk?

CEE-LO: Yes.

GOOP: I'm afraid people are going to... you know...

CEE-LO: Forget you?

GOOP: Yes.

CEE-LO: That seems unlikely.

GOOP: Why, Cee-Lo?

CEE-LO: Because you are an Oscar-winner, a multiple *Vogue* cover girl, the wife of the Coldplay dude, the ex of Brad Pitt AND Ben Affleck, an Internet lifestyle impresario, an advocate of flavored Himalayan salts, a macrobiotic something-something, the love interest in the *Iron Man* movies, and a mother.

GOOP: Blah. It's just all so *boring*. I want to be known for something bigger, Cee-Lo. I want to be known as The Girl Who Went On *Glee* And Sang That Cee-Lo Green Song.

CEE-LO: I can help you with that. Now you'll be The Girl Who Went On *Glee* And Sang That Cee-Lo Green Song And Then Sang it With Him On The Grammys While He Was Dressed As A Cross Between Elton John, A College Football Mascot, and The Mardi Gras Parade.

GOOP: Wait. I can do better than that.

CEE-LO: Well, *yeah*, but...

GOOP: I CAN DO IT ALL IN THIS:

[](https://gofugyourself.com/grammy-awards-performance-fug-gwyneth-paltrow-02-2011/the-53rd-annual-grammy-awards-show-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

CEE-LO: It's... a... catsuit... thing?

GOOP: WITH FEATHER EARRINGS!

CEE-LO: Okay.

GOOP: MY LEGACY IS ASSURED! AT LONG LAST!

CEE-LO: Congratulations. It's been a long five minutes that you've waited for this moment.

GOOP: I'm just glad that I could share it with you, and with some really breathable cotton spandex. You know, I should do a whole newsletter on how to wear these without the damaging psychic pain of camel toe.

CEE-LO: Now THAT will ensure your legacy.