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# Grammy Awards Whatever Carpet: Madonna (With Bonus Queen Latifah Goodness)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-awards-whatever-carpet-madonna-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-27T16:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T02:00:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Photos, 2014 Grammys, Grammys, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

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My main reaction to this, sincerely, was, "She didn't even BeDazzle her cane. BORING." However, I want David Banda to end up marrying one of the Jolie-Pitts, because the ensuing wedding weekend and/or dinner table meeting of the in-laws would be one HELL of a movie.

\[Photos: Getty\]