The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Backstage And Audience
Because, in part, I suspect, she didn't walk the red carpet, people kept coming up to Gaga to chat. Obviously, the best time to show the camera your hot pants-clad ass is when you're smooching Steve van Zandt.
The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Backstage And Audience
And the best place to show your front is when YOU'RE kissing Paul McCartney. She kind of looks like the Royal Ascot scene in My Fair Lady as re-envisioned by your neighborhood dominatrix. I do, however, love the expression on the dude in the background. His face basically screams, "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?" Oh, gentle friend, wait until Nicki Minaj gets up.
The 54th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Backstage And Audience
Because even Gaga -- and her scepter -- look shell-shocked.
Grammy Awards Whatever Non-Carpet: Lady Gaga
It's probably a bad sign for Lady Gaga that I woke up this morning, and was thinking about the Grammys, and the BAFTAs, and Fashion Week, and what I had on my plate for today, and who we still needed to cover here on GFY and it took me FOREVER before I even remembered she was at the Grammys. Girlfriend didn't win, perform, or present any awards. She also didn't even walk the red carpet. Is it possible that she knew it was Adele's night and decided to lay low, given that last time she laid, instead, an egg? Or is she just running out of steam? Let's take a look.