> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Grammy Awards WTF!!?!?!!?!? Lady Gaga - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-awards-wtf-lady-gaga/ - Published: 2011-02-14T15:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-17T01:36:40.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27 ## Lady Gaga ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/109055346.jpg) SHE'S IN THERE. I think I saw this in a 1950s B-movie. At the end, the egg burst and its innards DESTROYED HUMANITY. Also, why does the one Man Minion (Man-ion?) have to wear a dress, whilst the other is wearing a loin cloth. Is Gaga bratty AND no longer detail-oriented? One needs continuity in ones minions, I always say. ## Lady Gaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/109055432.jpg) Yeah, yeah. You want to break out of the egg. We get it. ## U4EA ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/EXCHANGEANEGG.jpg) So then Steve and Andrea went down to the convenience store and exchanged her.... ## Lady Gaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/109059911.jpg) Note that she changed the outfit she was wearing in the egg on the red carpet into ANOTHER outfit to be worn inside an egg. NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE YOU BUT YOU. YOU ONLY NEED ONE OUTFIT WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE AN EGG. THE INSIDE OF AN EGG IS NOT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS. ## Lady Gaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/109060673.jpg) And then she pops out, and she has prosthetic shoulders attached to her body, so that her actual body looks like it has shoulder pads. Allow me to be frank: This gives me the creeps and I'm actually a little worried that she's having some kind of breakdown where she is disassociating herself from the rest of the human race. IT IS OKAY TO BE A HUMAN. YOU CAN BE WEIRD AND STILL BE HUMAN. WEIRD HUMANS ARE INTERESTING. CAPS LOCK. ## Lady Gaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/109062172.jpg) Speaking of prosthetics... ## Lady Gaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/02/109062153.jpg) At least her butt probably didn't go numb during the show, right? BUT AT LEAST SHE'S NOT LIVING IN A BREAKFAST FOOD ANYMORE. [Grammy Awards WTF!!?!?!!?!? Lady GagaHeather and I were working on some Fashion Week writing last night, while watching the Grammys, when the room service guy came in and cast a critical eye at the TV. "I'm so over Lady Gaga," he said. Dude. I feel you. I... I just can't do it anymore. I just can't. Anyone who decides to arrive at the Grammys in an egg obviously has an unusually powerful and grossly all-encompassing need for attention, and here's why: An awards show is not about one person. It's about -- well, let's say at least a hundred people, about 80 of whom are way, way, way, way less famous than Lady Gaga is, some of whom are only known amongst polka enthusiasts. If Gaga decided to open her own concert in an egg, then more power to her. A Lady Gaga concert is about and for Lady Gaga, and she can and should court all the attention she can. And, trust, it's not like I think the Grammys are the equivalent of the Nobel Prize or whatever, but I suspect everyone who was nominated for one, and who got to walk the red carpet, got pretty excited about their big night. And then this stupid Egg Being Carried In By Minions routine completely and totally drew every single bit of red carpet attention away from EVERYONE ELSE. To my mind, that's not performance art -- because it's not being done to make a larger artistic point. The point it's making is, "I'M HERE IN AN EGG LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ME ME ME ME ME HOW ELSE CAN I FOLLOW A MEAT DRESS?" Honestly, I just think it's bratty. Of course, she couldn't just stop with the egg. Please pop into the slideshow and follow along. I'll try not to get all CAPSY on you.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/109055346.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-awards-wtf-lady-gaga-02-2011/)