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# Grammy Pre-Party Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian, With Bonus Britney
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-pre-party-fug-carpet-kim-kardashian-with-bonus-britney-02-2012/
- Published: 2012-02-13T23:30:51.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:37:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Various Kardashians, 2012 Grammys, Grammys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Memo to Kim Kardashian:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/02/138778197.jpg "Kim Kardashian")](https://gofugyourself.com/grammy-pre-party-fug-carpet-kim-kardashian-with-bonus-britney-02-2012/clive-davis-and-the-recording-academys-2012-pre-grammy-gala-and-salute-to-industry-icons-honoring-richard-branson-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

SIT DOWN. Take a vacation. Don't tell anyone where you're going, don't take any pictures, don't tweet, and don't rush back into dating Reggie Bush -- a.k.a. the athlete it feels like you have been trying to replace, including with your ill-fated wedding -- because you REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED TO STOP FOR A WHILE. Be single. Read a couple books on the beach. Wear sweatpants. Spend a week without makeup. Do something resembling *anything* that isn't this.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/02/138782909.jpg "Britney and Kim")](https://gofugyourself.com/grammy-pre-party-fug-carpet-kim-kardashian-with-bonus-britney-02-2012/clive-davis-and-the-recording-academys-2012-pre-grammy-gala-and-salute-to-industry-icons-honoring-richard-branson-roaming-inside?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Even Britney is like, "Y'ALL. I CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM THEM. GET AWAY FROM ME WITH ALL YOUR BOOBS BEFORE I GET HYPMOTIZED INTO ACCIDENTALLY MARRYING YOU FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS."

(Don't worry, purists, I totally asked Jessica to step in and write that part. I could never commune with the Spears psyche as she does.)

\[Photos: Getty\]