Ciara in Alexandre Vauthier
I like that fabric. I WISH THERE WERE MORE OF IT.
Ciara and Russell Wilson
That is a perilous, perilous enterprise, Ciara. I'm speaking of the wrap dress that is not going to want to cover your secrets, and not the relationship that I keep side-eyeing. Did you all hear the story about how he tweeted a compliment about her... which is something he got word-for-word by Googling "how to compliment a beautiful woman"? And that it's not the first time he's done something like that? HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO COMPLIMENT A HOT PERSON, Russell? Come on. He is a tremendous football player, but I am wondering if he's a wee bit of a robot the rest of the time.
Russell Wilson, Ciara
It's just... nobody is as reliably nude as Ciara. She is all about dancing on the razor's edge.
Ciara
See? Dancing. All she has to do is uncross those and start to take a big step to the right, and BOOM. Danger, Will Robinson.
Ciara
She wore this at an event for Keds. Yes, Keds. A squeaky clean sneaker line. You can tell she had some second thoughts about it because of the way she has her hand clamped down GOOD AND HARD right over the, er, end zone.
Ciara
WITH GOOD REASON. "KEDS" does not stand for Kegels Enactment Demands Showing."