Heidi Klum in Ashi Studio
Oh, Heidi. You are SO HEIDI. I really thought she had taken a step past Sexy Funeral Panties but APPARENTLY NOT.
Maren Morris in Julien Macdonald
Maren, at the CMAs, debuted a new styling team that put her in the most hideous Francesco Scognamiglio that seriously looked like something KimKard would've killed for two or three years ago. And now she's in slinky Julien Macdonald webbing, which also allies with their tastes. Y'ALL. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE. THERE ARE FIVE OF THEM ALREADY.
Ashanti in Yas Couture
This may not seem sheer, until you realize that, yes -- or YAS, I guess -- you're staring at her nipples.
Sza in Versace
I guess Donatella was in a Raggedy Corpse Bride phase? This is sheer on a minor technicality, as I'm not sure that's a complete skirt, but... we can see through AND around it, so. COUNT IT.
Giuliana
Oh, girl. You are not the story. Don't try to be.
Liz Hernandez
Liz Hernandez works for E!, and was doing some fashion stuff from inside Madison Square Garden. In this. Was there an employees only contest at E! for Most Thigh on the Airwaves?
Jenny McCarthy
This loon got here for the sheer gloves. She and Donnie Wahlberg gave a pretty hideous interview all about some disgusting cake she had made which echoed the gross ways they pledge their eternal devotion to each other -- not gross as in sweet; gross as in... well, you decide -- and Giuliana actually turned to the camera and made a "WTF?!? I REGRET THIS" face.
Julia Michaels in Paolo Sebastian
This actually might not be sheer, in the end. But it sure wanted us to wonder, and I might've seen a flash at the sides, so I say again: COUNT IT. Wanting to be sheer is basically sheer in spirit, right?