Miley Cyrus at the 66th Annual GRAMMY Awards held at Crypto.com Arena on February 4, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Billboard via Getty Images)
This is custom, and honestly, yes, it's ridiculous, and yes, it looks like John Galliano re-imagining Princess Leia's bikini (hat tip to the DWB commenter who brought Leia up last night), and YES, the hair is a gas. But somehow it's the shoes that really chap my hide. Muddy mustard camel-toe pumps are a bummer finish to this wackadoo creation. It is the WRONG ending; it is not the adventure I would have chosen.
US singer-songwriter Miley Cyrus arrives for the 66th Annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles on February 4, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
Just... hilarious. Somewhere in heaven, Jaclyn Smith approves. ** NOTE! It is Raquel Welch who is dead, not Jaclyn Smith, and I know they are not the same person but everyone has two people they conflate for no good reason and they are mine. BOTH of those ladies probably approve of this hair.
Doja Cat in Dilara Findikoglu
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Doja Cat attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Presumably all these tattoos are fake, as she had almost none of them when we saw her a month ago. I assume by tomorrow someone will have written a piece revealing how long it took them to put these on her. In the meantime, we can just lament that her dress looks like it was molding in someone's attic, or like it was fished up from a shipwreck and dried out and worn as-is.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Doja Cat attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kayla Oaddams/WireImage)
The forehead tattoo is the name of the designer, which is a hilarious way to make sure everyone knows Who! Are! You! Wearing! Also; Yes, a substantial portion of areola was in play.
Kat Graham in Stephane Rolland
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Kat Graham attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
"Let'd do The Flying Nun, but as a dress," someone must have said. That spot on her dress is a gold pin, by the way. Kat did not get pesto on her holy bib.
Summer Walker
US singer Summer Walker arrives for the 66th Annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles on February 4, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
Dawn Richard at the 66th Annual GRAMMY Awards held at Crypto.com Arena on February 4, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Billboard via Getty Images)
Dawn is dressed as a plant from a Dr. Seuss story.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: Dawn Richard attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for The Recording Academy)
Full marks to her -- she's got a face that is not getting lost in her foliage.
Folake Olowofoyeku
Nigerian singer Folake Olowofoyeku arrives for the 66th Annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles on February 4, 2024. (Photo by Robyn BECK / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
The world DOES need a line of Fashion Waders.
Sara Gazarek
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Sara Gazarek attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
She is a jazz singer, and that outfit IS jazzy, so it tracks. It's like a sorbet sampler.
Montaigne
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Montaigne attends the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kayla Oaddams/WireImage)
Mongaigne is nominated for scoring a video game. I am unclear if said game involves fusing Elizabethan England with Oliver Twist and the Wild West.
Quin and 6LACK
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 04: (L-R) Quin and 6LACK attend the 66th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena on February 04, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for The Recording Academy)
