KIMYE
"CHECK IT OUT, MY OWN KIMERACE, IN A ROBE OF GOLD, ALL BOOBS AND CROTCHY. NOW WORSHIP THE GODDESS OF CAMP I WENT MARRYIN'. WITH MY PANTS IN MY BOOTS, I'M R.HOOD AND SHE'S MARIAN. WE ROB FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR BY GIVING YOU MUSIC THAT MAKES THE RICH MORE. CHA-CHING, Y'ALL. THANKS -- WAIT, WHAT? YOU WANT US TO KISS? AW HELL.
KIMYE
HA HA HA OOPS TOTALLY DO THIS ALL THE TIME AT HOME HAH WHERE DO MY HANDS GO AND LIKE I ASSUME YOUR MOUTH IS IN A MOUTH KIND OF LOCATION HEH JUST KIDDING TOTES KNOW WHERE IT IS.
KIMYE
MMM YES DELICIOUS JUST LIKE WHEN WE DID THIS SO MANY TIMES EARLIER TODAY AND ALSO OTHER TIMES.
KIMYE
DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY. AFTER NOOKY I LIKE TO SNACK AND THESE ARE MY CHEEZ-IT CLOTHES.
KIMYE
"KIMOTHY WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS WE ALREADY TOUCHED WET BITS IN PUBLIC TODAY."
"You've got some snack in your teeth, Kanye."
"FINE JUST GET IT OUT BEFORE CHRISSY TEIGEN LOOKS OVER HERE I CAN'T LET HER SEE ME ALL VULNERABLE LIKE THIS."
KANYE AND MADONNA
"AND THEN SHE JUST GRABBED ME, LIKE THIS, AND WIPED MY FACE, AND GOT RID OF THE CHEEZ BUT LEFT CHAPPED LIPS IN ITS PLACE AND THAT REALLY--"
"I'm really happy for you, Kanye, and Imma let you finish, but this is my night and I don't give a shit about what you're saying."
KIMYE
"Gotcha, Kanye."
"IF YOU SAY SO, ANONYMOUS CALL GIRL, TAINTED PEARL, TRAGIC CHEST-JUICING CARTOON DEVIL FROM A TRAGIC CARTOON WORLD."
"Yeah, whatever, I burned you."
"NO, THE CHEST WAX BURNED ME. YOU JUST BLEW ON THE SCAR. NOW EXCUSE ME. BEYONCE MAY NEED ME TO DEFEND HER AGAIN BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY LACKS ANY KIND OF PLATFORM TO DO HER OWN BUSINESS.'