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Katy Perry

I DO kind of like Katy's makeup, though. Sometimes the fact that she's very pretty gets lost underneath all the other hoo-ha, so it's nice that she let it push through here.

Katy

Not that there wasn't hoo-ha, too. Katy Perry DOES love a chance to dress like the proprietress of a post-apocalyptic hair salon.

Katy Perry, Rihanna

I've decided I want these two to have an affair. Katy can keep Rihanna from walking down Chris Brown Blvd. again, and Rihanna can help Katy get over Russell Brand, while also throwing out her crimping iron.

Roc Nation Pre-GRAMMY Brunch - Arrivals

I actually love this, right down to the bitchin' piano shoes. I want those.

Katy Perry

THIS, however, is HILARIOUS. It feels like a scene out of a movie where the lead character is ineptly spying on someone by hiding behind something large and then pretending it's moving around under its own power. As if someone told her Russell was at a florist with a new Katy lookalike and so she decided to stalk him behind a giant carnation.

Katy Perry

I also like to think she's telling Russell, with this outfit, "This? Is where your FACE would have been. AND THIS SMELLS BETTER." Otherwise she kind of looks like Glinda the Good Witch's sister, the overlord of all Oz's groundskeepers.

Grammys Fug or Fab Carpet: Katy Perry, Plus Bonus Crazy
There are a lot of things that are very pretty about this -- the color, the detailing -- but there is also something eerily pornographic about it. I mean, with a dress like this, should I be able to see every painstakingly traced line of each boob? I shouldn't, right? I'm not crazy? I mean, at least I'm not seeing her undercarriage, FERGIE, but it's unsettling nonetheless. Fortunately, Katy gave us a LOT of other stuff to focus on this weekend, so let's do that instead. [poll id="6152"] [Photos: Getty]

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