Rihanna
First of all, there is no dress that says, "I read your blind item implying that I am secretly having Leonardo DiCaprio's baby and I am JUST SCREWING WITH YOU" more than this one. (She also wore two ab-baring outfits this weekend that proved that her midsection is as flat as ever). It's also very snack-friendly. I hope she spent the entire evening just eating.
Rihanna
I wish she brought a Skirt Wrangler. She needed one! I mean, real talk: This dress is ridiculous. But ridiculous in a way that makes me giggle rather than RAGE.
Rihanna
I could literally look at this dress all day. It's like a giant pink lemon meringue.
Rihanna
NEVER have I wanted to make a joke that someone looks like a crotcheted topper for an old lady's extra toilet paper roll than I do RIGHT NOW. Just BEHOLD how much room this dress takes up! It's hilarious. Even Sam Smith thinks it's funny, and as far as he is concerned, EVERYTHING IS SAD.
Rihanna
She certainly does give good face, though, doesn't she?