
Seriously, take last year's gown, change the color, trim the top into a tube, and scene. It's like she tried to unfug her own outfit, except the first version was great, and this version is the lesser.

Not feeling the shoes, entirely, either. They're fine. Serviceable. Not necessarily something that demands to be showcased.

This feels like Calvin Klein trying to do Versace. And the thing is, CK is doing Versace here better than Versace often does it, so that's something, and the color is wonderful. But I am not sure how flattering this turned out to be, and when I say "not sure," I mean, I can't fully tell because I REALLY need her to stand up straight. This pose is a bit Consider Melissa Leo for me.

ESPECIALLY try to stand up straight when you are next to Taylor Swift's Ramrod Straight Spine. This picture also makes me like both their outfits less. Taylor's looks REALLY inexpensive suddenly, and makes her boobs look fake, they way they're being pushed and shoved.

She is really back in with TayTay lately. I'm guessing those two number-one songs of Selena's help. And the thing is, I'm not even saying Taylor doesn't genuinely like Selena, or that they aren't truly friends. I think Taylor Swift -- much like when she freaked out at Ed Sheeran's win and insisted they embrace -- can have those sincere feelings and yet also still be following a carefully honed script. They are not mutually exclusive.
That said, I said it on the night and I will repeat it: Do we think she decided that she and Ed are the Kate and Leo of the music biz?

Accessories close-up AHOY.

Do we think that's a real haircut? It LOOKS like her hair. It has the same color and texture of her hair. But it also could EASILY be a wig. I'm sure by the time this publishes, she will have told someone. Also, that catsuit is crazy and yet she looks perfect in it.

Whereas she changed RIGHT after she left the red carpet, and I sincerely do not understand why. WHAT IS THE POINT. Maybe she decided the other dress wouldn't look good sitting/in the front row all night? But this dress didn't look good sitting OR STANDING. Is there a door number 3 she could have gone through?
