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# Grammys Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammys-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge/
- Published: 2015-02-10T01:06:19.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:59:28.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## LL Cool J and GOOP

![Grammys Red Carpet](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/463038402.xml)

I was racking my brain for where I'd seen this dress on Gwyneth before, and then it hit me. She's dressed like [Sexy Tootsie](https://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/tootsie.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Which, by the way, we could ALL do worse than to inject a little Dorothy Michaels into our lives.

## Katharine McPhee

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648497.xml)

As I said on Twitter: Kat McPhee has clearly recently installed Cosmo Kramer's low-flow shower head. Good luck with that.

## Iggy Azalea

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648514.xml)

Speaking of hair. This dress is lovely on her, but I want to butter up her head and take a big old bite.

## Chrissy and John

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648642.xml)

These two look nice, as usual, if you pretend that's not Chrissy's underboob, and I am capable of doing that. Her purse is BITCHIN'.

## Haim

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648651.xml)

I don't really like any of this, and yet I realize that they basically look good. Play on, Haim. I'm too old to recognize your work, but you seemed sort of smart and genial when chatting up Giuliana, so....

## Toni Braxton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648718.xml)

I believe this dress has been constructed specifically so as to unbreak her heart.

## Gina Rodriguez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_grammy_awards1_kmff_020815_51648726.xml)

This is...fine. It feels a LITTLE bit like she's guest-starring on *The Love Boat* as the Charming Ingenue of the Week (to be leered at by Doc; one of the dumbest things about TLB is that Doc got so much ass compared to Isaac when Isaac is both more attractive AND can get you free drinks) but *The Love Boat* was a fascinating cross-section of weird old celebrities pretending to make out with each other and I, for one, would like to see it revived.

## Jenny Lewis

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ffn_rij_umg_party_020815_51648832.xml)

I can only hope she's saying, "hey. How YOU doin'?"

[Grammys Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox PurgeListen, Grammys, we're thrilled to have had you, but it's time for you to go. The BAFTAs were this weekend, and then Fashion Week starts on Thursday. Move along. See you next year. Yes, yes, you can have that leftover pizza. You're welcome to it. No, seriously, it's fine. TAKE IT. JUST TAKE IT AND GO. \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/463038402.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammys-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge-02-2015/)