Lady Gaga

She's kind of dressing -- as I said in Cosmo -- like Versace Barbie, with a splash of Victoria Gotti, and I wish this wasn't SO Boobs Legsly, but I kind of appreciate that she's sort of going for the Trashy-Sexy Mobster Girlfriend look lately. When you are talking about a woman who once wore an egg, I feel like it's fair to say that she's probably just doing this because she thinks it's entertaining. THAT SAID, I feel like a weeeee bit more acreage in Nipsville and Crotchtown might not have gone amiss.

Lady Gaga

I mean, this is a lot of boob-cakes, but she's kind of working it and not for nothing, but she sounded AWESOME last night.

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett

You two crazy kids. Keep it up. (And by it, I also mean "your eyes," Tony. EYES UP HERE.)

Grammys Fugs or Fabs: Lady Gaga

Is it weird that I love that she and Tony Bennett are hanging out all the time now (given that they're on tour together/won a Grammy together/made an album together/are possibly soulmates)? I feel like Tony probably has a LOT of entertaining stories and advice on a long career, and Gaga probably keeps him feeling young and gets him out of the house and looks after him a bit. It's possible that I may have written a whole piece of fanfic in my mind wherein Gaga and Tony Bennett sit around every Sunday night and eat a pan of lasagne and laugh and laugh and laugh, while Taylor Kinney just genially keeps refilling everyone's wine. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]